The Bastard Husband

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16 December 2023 at 09.59

I turned the alarm off last night as I have nowhere to be by anytime this morning.

I have actually finished the Christmas knitting, now it's sewing together and putting buttons on time.

Fester's card still to do.

We need to see what we've got for the boys and see if we need to get anything else (Xmas jumper?).

Then there's (in no particular order): the cake to cook; living room to sort out for the tree; first string of cards up which will be behind the tree; tree to sort out for the living room; gift wrapping to buy; gift wrapping.

Tralalalala lala lala

Bess Cavalier  We've sort have cleared the corner of the living room for the tree, but it won't be going up until son and partner get here next Saturday pm.

Mr Drummerman  As someone has pointed out elsewhere, “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath can be sung to the tune of “Deck theHalls”, and vice versa, of course.

Dr E  Send that in to I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue

16 December 2023 at 10.00

Woke up feeling hungry and fully intended to be good and have porridge for breakfast.

Then the bastard husband starts frying bacon .....

Jay Mural  We had porridge, but I’m wanting bacon now….

Miss Fiddle  I never liked bacon, even when I did eat meat...

Porridge and raspberries for me this morning ( and maybe some golden syrup...)

Bentonbag  Have you tried Maple Syrup in your porridge?

Miss Fiddle  No - maybe I need to try it!

Float  Is there another husband apart from the 'bastard' one?