At school we did
Joseph & His Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat and one of the best songs is
Close Every Door, containing the line “Darken my daytime, And torture my night.”
Anyone who has shared a bed with a snorer will know that feeling.
Anyone who has shared a bed with a snorer will know that feeling.
In 2009 Fester was one
of the scientists working on the EU’s Quality Low Input Food project which
involved an annual conference somewhere on the continent. The following Facebook posts illustrate my
delight at the prospect of quiet nights alone, and anonymised friends’
reactions (spellings theirs not mine).
Fester has left for Crete - a whole snore free week
MJH Do you get a snore-free week or does he?
Bentonbag
ME ME ME
It's not just the snoring it's
the dead silences when he stops breathing for up to 20 seconds then the huge
rasping grunt when he finally takes a breath. His (useless) GP says he just
"needs to lose a few pounds". I say his GP should try sleeping with
him ...
LB
sleep apnia or how fter you spell it! my dad has it and
that's definitely wot it sounds like. anyway you still have Ferretfingers and
his snoring ha. xx
Bentonbag
no, Ferretfingers sleeps silently, Thunderthighs on
the other hand ...
FifiD
Do you think he's seen that film where the housewife
gets bored and doesnt come back. Shirley valentine??? Hope not!!!!! Xx
Bentonbag
Don't get my hopes up FifiD
FifiD
Tee hee xxxx
I’ve just returned from the charity shops of Byker: trousers for Thunderthighs,
2 tops for me and an egg slicer £8.74.
EW
Is this what you get up to when Fester goes away
then?
Bentonbag
It's a sybaritic life of unbridled hedonism
EW
All that and a decent night's sleep... live the
dream.
Took two hot-water-bottles to bed last night and have put away my
summer trousers - fighting the urge to put on the central heating though .
BDG
We've had a duvet each for the last 2 nights. Ultra
snuggly and warm!
Bentonbag
I'd get more sleep if we had a room each - only one
snore-free night left.
EW
Isn't there some remedy for it? I find a quick dig
in the ribs most effective...
FifiD
seperate houses is the remedy!!!!!!!!
Bentonbag
he has his own flat but won't go back there
FifiD
About time you spring cleaned him out of your life
me thinks!!!! Onwards and upwards xxx
Bentonbag
Nah - the kids and cats would miss him too much and
I'd have to do the cooking - and who would I do the Guardian crossword with?
FifiD
Ah well you've sold me on that!! Just get him a
bigger potting shed. Job done!! Xx
He's back
and covered in mozzie bites
So far I've been given: a pair of Cretan slippers; lavender olive
oil soap; and pottery salt shaker, 2 candlesticks and an egg cup (or it might
be 1 candlestick and 2 eggcups as one could be either) - and we're not into the
duty free yet!
FifiD
ARE THESE YOUR BIRTHDAY PREZZIES !!!!
2 bottles of
Tia Maria and 3 boxes of chocolates - should keep me going until Christmas
See more tomorrow ....
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