Sunday 31 May 2020

Mind Your Head #1The Shop Sign

As nothing very interesting has happened, and Facebook has failed to throw up an interesting memory, I thought I’d recycle a blog originally posted in another place in January 2011.  That blog was quite long so I’ve split it into three.

Fester came to Lidl with me yesterday morning. 

On my own I progress in a systematic and stately manner up and down the aisles picking up what I need when I see it.

He has to rush across the cross aisles whenever anything catches his eye.  

Today it was bananas.

"Do we need bananas?"

"Yes, but I'll pick them up when we get there."

Nothing doing - he pushed and shoved across the corner of the stand to reach for the bananas.

Now above the fruit and veg stall Lidl has hung a great big multicoloured prices sign. 10ft long by 3ft high about an inch thick and almost precisely 5ft 7inches above the ground, but well set back from all the edges of the stall.

Does Fester see it?

Need you ask?

He cracked his head right on the bottom corner edge and comes away with a bleeding L shaped cut, and eventually a lump.

The damn thing was still swinging minutes later.

When we got to the till I asked for the manager and showed him Fester's forehead - not for compensation just as a health'n'safety issue.  

He's reporting it to his area manager.

Honestly - the man has 3 degrees and can't be taken out without a tin hat on!


Friday 29 May 2020

Signs & Roadkill

 Facebook post 30 May 2011 at 23:17

 SIGNS SEEN DRIVING FROM BRIGHOUSE TO NEWCASTLE

(going Fester's scenic route via the Dales - all of them)

"Slow ducks crossing" - is that ducks walking slowly or really dim ones?

"Beware of the ducks"

"Beware red squirrels crossing"

"Beware of lambs"

"Look out lambs"

and my favourite advertising a farmshop near Keighley

"Vegetables are not just a garnish for your meat"

as Fester said "that's subtle for round 'ere"

 

ROADKILL SEEN ON THE SAME JOURNEY

hedgehog - a couple

rabbits - a handful

an unidentifiable bird of prey

a sheep - well it was lying by the side of the road with its legs in the air

and finally, near Wideopen, a stoat or it may have been a weasel

Fester asked "Are you sure it's dead?"

Well if it wasn't it was awfully relaxed about lying sunbathing on its back in the centre of the road

 

MJH Best ever road-side sign we saw was in Northern Ireland a couple of years ago. We'd seen all the usual signs outside farms: eggs for sale, duck eggs for sale etc and then we saw 'Bulls For Sale'.

 

My Experience of Social Care

Recently I was asked to give a short talk on my experience as a parent and carer of social care provision in our local authority.  Here is what I said:-

Good evening

As some of you will know I have two sons in their twenties, both on the autistic spectrum.

The younger, Thunderthighs, is 23 and doing yet another Life Skills Course.

Although he went through the Special needs education system he has never troubled social care. He is too able and experience suggests that trying to get anything for him would be a lot of hassle with no useful outcome.

Our older son, Ferretfingers, is 25 and was allocated a social worker when he turned 18.

This was when Tyne Met College decided that their special needs courses would be the same hours as those of mainstream students. A great example of “the same does not mean equal”. 

Realising Ferretfingers would be unoccupied for two, then three weekdays I asked about alternative activities. For my sanity as well as his benefit.

It took some months but we eventually got him his Care package.

The package provided for three days a week at Independent Lives, which has changed both name and location and is now <Local Authority> Community Care. 

I found out myself that the Rising Sun Farm was developing its own day centre and got him a day there when it opened.

He now relies entirely on me to keep him occupied and active.

Ferretfingers no longer has social worker. 

He has an “Enablement Officer”, which is, as far as I can work out, a less qualified clerical person who does the paperwork, or data imputing, and costs less.

Every year, or so, the enablement officer brings around the paperwork. 

We fill in Ferretfingers’s needs and my need’s as a carer: neither of which change.
We wait while the data is input and the computer coughs up how many points our needs are worth. 

Sometimes, to make life interesting, the software or hardware system is changed half way through and we have to do it all over again.

And wait some more.

In our case we currently have the maximum points 150. 

That means Ferretfingers’s budget for weekly activities is £150. 

The number of points and the size of the budget has remained the same for as long as he’s had one.

This pays for two days a week at day centres, and two weekends respite a year at a caravan park with a worker from a local Learning Disabilities charity.

A day, by the way, means he is collected anytime between 9 and 10 am and home by 3 – or later if he’s the last dropped off.

Because Ferretfingers is in receipt of Personal Independence Payments and Employment Support Allowance he has to contribute towards that £150. 

It was £19 a month. 

In February I was told this would rise to £26.

Ferretfingers broke his ankle on the seventh of February. 

I managed to get carers to come and wash him at home for the four weeks hewas at home with a cast on and couldn’t bathe or shower.  But it took help from the hospital’s Occupational Therapist, a report from a Newcastle Social Worker and some nagging of the Enablement Officer to get that done.

Ferretfingers has not accessed any day centre since February.

His contribution payments are still being taken.

When Ferretfingers was in his late teens the council provided a club one evening a week for young people with special needs. This was outsourced to Barnardos and has since disappeared. Other charities do provide activities, but it is up to carers to find out about, and sometimes pay for, them. 

Over the past decade Social Care has provided less and less to fewer and fewer people and it feels as if we have to jump through more hoops to get it. 

The financial amount of the care package remains the same (unless it can be lowered), the bar to qualify for Care keeps being raised, as do the contributions towards it, while the level of service gets lower.

My sons are lucky. 

They have articulate and able parents to fight their corner. 

Many, probably most, people needing social care do not.

I’m sure the councillors and council officers are doing their best and it’s all down to the Government and austerity, but it does feel as if the weakest and least able to protest are bearing the brunt of the cuts.