From Facebook memories
"You can make a walking
stick out of a bull's pizzle"
What?!
"That woman on Pointless makes walking sticks"
So?
"You can make a walking stick out of a bull's pizzle"
Where would you get the bull from?
"That's the problem."
First catch your bull .... I suppose you have to cut it off after it's dead.
"Well it would be easier."
And they say the art of conversation is dead.
Sandy Knew a farmer once who told me about his neighbour's new (very expensive) breeding bull who fell off the cow, broke his pizzle and had to be shot. In farming circles this story is apparently the funniest thing ever!
McChurch
I feel a bit faint
What?!
"That woman on Pointless makes walking sticks"
So?
"You can make a walking stick out of a bull's pizzle"
Where would you get the bull from?
"That's the problem."
First catch your bull .... I suppose you have to cut it off after it's dead.
"Well it would be easier."
And they say the art of conversation is dead.
Sandy Knew a farmer once who told me about his neighbour's new (very expensive) breeding bull who fell off the cow, broke his pizzle and had to be shot. In farming circles this story is apparently the funniest thing ever!
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