Wednesday, 19 August 2026

HOW VERY DARE THEY!

Nothing in the Archives for today so here’s one from yesterday

18 August 2025 at 15.41
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Tuesday, 18 August 2026

The Beyoncé Belt

Although Ferretfingers can swim perfectly well he’s got into the habit of using a floatation device and would insist on using a pool noodle when swimming with his outreach worker.
When the first Lockdown relaxed enough for Ferretfingers to go swimming the pool authority required swimmers to bring their own floatation devices for hygienic purposes.

17 August 2020 at 11.27

Any ideas where I might buy a macaroni style float for Ferretfingers to take swimming?
Philsniece  A pool noodle?  We’ve got a spare you could have - think it came from B&M originally...
Bentonbag  Fester and Ferretfingers are off to Byker Retail Park so they're going to see if they can find one in JDSports or B&M or somewhere.  That should be fun for the assistants with Fester muttering "pool noodle" through his mask and Ferretfingers flitting off in all directions.  If they fail may I pop over this evening?
photo by George Bosnyak
Philsniece  You’re more than welcome - could also handover Cheap Sunglasses memorability!
Bentonbag   They certainly had memorability!
Pink Shipskitchen  There's a new B&M at Shiremoor, which is much bigger. Or maybe try ordering one online at Argos?
Mrs Quilt  Home Bargains in Killingworth is a very pleasant shop 8am - 8pm.  Shares the car park with Matalan.  No idea whether they sell them.  Perhaps you could ring first.
Paganess  Got mine in Asda

Fester and Ferretfingers' search was fruitless and I ended up taking him to a Start Fitness store where we found buoyancy belts.  They comprise a lot of linked floating lozenges with a clip fastening.   

We bought two and clipped them together to encircle his girth.   
The first time he was getting ready to go swimming with it he asked 
“Where’s my BeyoncĂ© belt?”

It’s been the BeyoncĂ© belt ever since.
 

Monday, 17 August 2026

More Snippets (of suburban life)

Some of these go way back
From Facebook Archives

17 August 2009 at 16:50

Back from London and clearing spam from email.

17 August 2009 at 21:40

I got a bag for the dragon in Woolwich Arsenal market - £1.50 - so no more black bin bag for him - result.
The Squireen  Reading that I thought you meant a bag for the dragon to carry not a bag to put the dragon in
Bentonbag  Both really as the dragon will undoubtedly end up carrying it

17 August 2010 at 11.52

Tesco's value large wholemeal 30p in Kingston Park

17 August 2011 at 15:09

Think these Summer holidays are going far too quickly
Mrs Jeremy  I definitely agree with you on that!  Can't believe it's half way through the 4th week!
Ernextdoor  Just been and bought the daughter's uniform before the rush and agree, can't believe where the time it going - but loving every minute of it.

17 August 2019 at 16:18 
On Monday Thunderthighs will be at the Twisting Ducks Theatre Company.
I can't get my head around the name and keep calling it Twisted Ducks.
Himself has just gone one better with 
"Oh you'll be going to Flightless Ducks on Monday then."