Sunday, 10 May 2026

Appointments and IT

One of the lesser joys of having autistic, and dependent, offspring is that one has to organise, and usually attend all their dental and medical appointments. 

I have sat through and witnessed more procedures than enough, some more upsetting than others.  At times I have had to follow my mother’s advice and just keep silently repeating the Hail Mary, like some sort of mantra, to keep myself calm until it was all over.   

Being there whilst people, albeit necessarily and with the best intents, do things to your child’s body is one of the loneliestplaces on earth.

Unfortunately Thunderthighs has inherited my jaw with wisdom teeth growing at right angles into and cracking the back molars.  This became apparent during lockdown and there were several masked visits to the dental hospital and various clinics to discuss and organise extraction under sedation.

From Facebook Archives.

9 May 2023

Thunderthighs gets up at 6.30 for an early breakfast and we're out of the house by 8.45 for his dental appointment at 9.10 to have the wisdom tooth broken molar out.
Traffic awful and half way along Heaton Road the mobile rings.   
Thunderthighs answers because I'm driving.   
It's the clinic.   
They've just got in and discovered they have a problem with the sedation equipment.
"Can you pull in Mum and talk to them?"
So I pull into the very top of Meldon Terrace, too close to the corner, on double yellow lines and turn off the engine.
"We can do him tomorrow in Walker"
So tomorrow's schedule is now:-
take Ferretfingers to the day centre
go on to Monkseaton Computers with Fester's laptop for antivirus
take Thunderthighs to Walker clinic and witness his tooth extraction
bring Thunderthighs home
go back to Monkseaton
collect Ferretfingers on the way home or as a special trip depending on timing
get bread from Earth&Fire at the Rising Sun.
Unless something throws a spanner in the works.
Mrs Lasagne  Do they do a general anaesthetic Ben xxx
Bentonbag  No, it's gas&air to keep him relaxed.  Mind you, having successfully had fillings by George Dupree, he turned to me the other day with "Couldn't I have my tooth out with an injection like George did."  After all the organising and appointments to get this sorted, surprisingly I didn't hit him.
Mrs Lasagne  The granddaughter’s teeth is just turning into a nightmare!
Bentonbag  I know, I saw her dad last week.
Ms Exlibris  Good luck!
Woolerwoman  What a day! And another worse one tomorrow. xxx   Good thing you're the amazing woman you are.

11 May 2023

Everything went well with Thunderthighs's tooth extraction yesterday and everything else on the schedule.
I even had time to get the boys' prescriptions for extra-flouride toothpaste filled.
8.30 this morning Ferretfingers had an appointment with the Physician Associate to have another blood test.
Shortly after we arrived the computer system crashed, in fact the whole national computer system they are part of crashed.
The poor receptionist was forced to write people's names on bits of paper.
The doctors who were supposed to be doing telephone appointments couldn't see the names, numbers or history of the people they were meant to call.
When we got in to the PA there were two black screens on her desk.
"Remind me what bloods we were taking?"
"Ferratin, it was left off last time."
"Oh yes ... Oh what the heck we'll do the lot ... I'll do two yellow and one purple and that'll cover us."
Then I asked her to look at Ferretfingers's ankle again and she went to write a prescription for Fucicide (?), but she no longer has a prescription pad, they’re emailed directly to Lloyds Pharmacy.  
She was reduced to pulling a sheet of paper out of the printer under her desk and make a note on there for later.
"It should be available tomorrow afternoon."

To err is human, to really cock things up requires a computer...


 

Saturday, 9 May 2026

Hostess Trolley

From Facebook Archives

9 May 2024 at 16.56

Yesterday, after dropping Ferretfingers off the day centre and No1 computer at MonkseatonComputers for its antivirus, I went to Tesco's on Norham Road.
Thunderthighs is usually with me but he was atHextol.  
When I got to the till the checkout lady looked at me with some surprise and said "You're on your own."
I explained I was allowed out alone sometimes.
 
On a Wednesday, when I get the good bread from Earth & Fire at the Rising Sun CountrysideCentre, we have a tea of 'bread and bits'.   Bits being at least two of the following: humus; taramasalata; any soft spready cheese from Boursin to Dairylea; whatever dip is on bogof or other special offer; ditto pate; finely sliced or spring onions and celery.   
In the kitchen yesterday evening I saw the plates of bread, tubs of stuff and bowls of crudités: got down a tray, put them on and carried them through to the living room coffee table in just one trip.  
Much more efficient than trailing through a couple of plates or bowls at a time.
"Oh" says Fester "Tea on a tray! We are being posh."
Fay  You need to surprise him with a hostess trolley
Bazoukiboy  Is the Vicar coming?

9 May 2024 at 17.05

Tea is being served.
Just heard himself kick the living room door then open it with 
"Forfucksake all firking winter this door is left open and now it's summer ...."
Hard but fair as the man says.
Fay  On second thoughts, maybe forget the hostess trolley.


 

Friday, 8 May 2026

Achilles Worms Cat

From the Facebook Archives, some very early ones again.

8 May 2009 at 16:40

I have an inflamed and swollen right Achilles tendon, and falling arch on the other foot.   
So I’m hobbling around in an ice pack, rubbing in ibruprofen gel and being given Fester's antinflammatories ("stronger than Ibruprofen tablets").   
Good GP though, phoned with advice.
The Squireen  Not nice
Bentonbag  You're telling me.  That's why I was so ratty and walked so much at practice last night.  Just hope I can get it sorted for Sedgefield.  Any tips?

8 May 2011 at 17:41

Any anglers out there? I need some earthworms or brandlings to replenish my wormarium.   Fester emptied the contents into the leek trench without capturing any to put back in.    
Do you know of any fishing/live-bait shops within striking distance of Four Lane Ends?
Mr Browntin  Is the one on chilly road not there anymore?
Bentonbag  I'm not sure, I keep trying to look as I go past and failing to remember where it is/was
Ozwife  I remember a friend used to pick up fish bait from somewhere in South Gosforth
Bentonbag  I used to use the SGosforth one but last time I looked it was a bike shop (I think)
Ozwife  Quite poss it was a while ago x
Bentonbag  Fester tells me the one on Chilly Rd has moved to 'somewhere in Byker'.

8 May 2012 at 17:01

Really wish the cat would stop climbing on and switching off the radio!
I wouldn't mind so much if he didn't bugger up all the preset buttons as well!



 

Thursday, 7 May 2026

Gardening Achilles Snails Headphones

From the Facebook Archives, some very early ones.

7 May 2009 at 16:45

I’ve spent the afternoon gardening.
Ms Exlibris  So have I.  I know it is good for the budget and environment etc etc but I find it really boring!!
Bentonbag  I quite like getting my hands dirty - reminds me of playing mud pies when I was a kid.  It's hoovering and dusting that bores me (on those rare occasions I actually feel guilty 
enough to do it)

7 May 2010 at 20:08

I’ve rendered Fester speechless.   
My Achilles tendon, which has been niggling for weeks, suddenly got really painful when I turned my foot on a bit of gravel getting the bin in.   
Really painful calf.   
Himself prescribed heat and rest, so I asked how I could rest from doing bugger all.  
He had no reply for several minutes.

7 May 2018 at 23:28  No snailsout tonight, but there are 8 frogs in the pond.

7 May 2021 at 19:19
With Ferretfingers away I can listen to the tv without headphones so I'm off until tomorrow .
Paddington  Enjoy the noise.