From Facebook Archives
Life with Fester, Ferretfingers and Thunderthighs: an obsessive entomologist turning mining historian and our two autistic sons. This blog has been prompted by family and friends reading facebook posts and saying "You should write a book". But I don't know how to go about that so they'll have to make do with this.
From Facebook Archives
The facebook archives only threw up a couple of mildly interesting ones today; eleven years apart.
9 November 2009 at 09:35
9 November 2020 at 18.25
*Before Fester retired he was based at the university’s research farm some ten miles West of Newcastle; which he went to for as little time as possible. It had a very limited bus service and the journey would have required at least two changes and taken hours. But it was not an unpleasant drive and gave me time to myself to listen to music or the radio. If he wasn’t going to be there long I would take a book and some knitting to amuse myself for an hour or two, or perhaps write a letter to Paula.
Bear with me, this one is a little convoluted.
In the run up to Christmas LD:NorthEast sometimes has stalls at local fairs, to raise both money and awareness. For the past couple of years I’ve stood behind a stall full of craft items including things made by us knit’n’natter ladies. Amongst other things we have babies' and toddlers' jackets, hats of all sizes, scarves, variously sized blankets, teddies and other cuddlies, snowmen, angels, santas and tea-cosies.
Last December at the Quorum Christmas Market a steel haired, bespectacled lady of a certain age came and stood staring at the stall for quite some time. I don’t like to hassle people but eventually caught her eye and put my head to one side in a querying gesture.
I consulted my various vintage pattern books and have knitted two or three conventional pairs. Then I discovered a (?) 1950s pattern for ‘bedroom booties’; which are not as exciting as our American friends might imagine. They are basically made out of a single rib or garter-stitch square; it is the sewing up that turns them into a bootee. The simplicity of the knitting means they are something almost all our ladies can make.
Fester, the boys and I have just had four lovely nights in a cottage in Millfield.
Meanwhile Fester and the boys had been to get the newspaper and Ferretfingers’ tv magazines and were standing outside the shop.
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For some time Felix has been getting increasingly wobbly and quivery, and has taken to sudden unearthly yowling (like a demented seagull) in the middle of the night; we put it down to him being 18 years old and becoming senile.
The first fit was sudden, spectacular, and happened while I was contentedly watching a recording of The Chelsea Detective. I sat on the floor next to him when he came out of it. He stared around for a bit then stretched out and went to sleep. We stayed there, me keeping in touch and occasionally talking, preparing Thunderthighs for the worst. Eventually he woke up and there were tears and sobs of relief.
At 10.30pm we took him up to bed with us. The fit started with an unearthly yowl, he fell off the bed and the convulsions lasted some five minutes, followed by worrying stillness and staring, then a long sleep.
Fester insisted Felix lie on the bed between us. I wear a nightie, pull the duvet right up to my chin and sleep with my back towards Fester. He wears shorts (sometimes) and barely covers himself. When Felix had the third fit at 3am he had his back to mine so Fester got the full value of the madly scrabbling paws and claws.
One would believe in karma if it hadn’t been so upsetting.
He had another in the kitchen at 7.30am and then 1.30pm; fortunately Thunderthighs was out both times.
Thunderthighs came home in good time for the 3.15 appointment and brought the catbox down from the loft. Felix hates the catbox and yowled all the way to the vets and when we were in the waiting area.
The nice eastern European lady vet tipped him out of the box and examined him thoroughly.
We waited, Felix kept up a continuous complaint and eventually we were ushered back in.
At teatime I opened the door to a tearful Miss Doozer
He is taking his medication inside a sardine, which he loves, and it is working.
There was no need for Thunderthighs to come on his return visit to the vets.
We’re going away for four nights in North Northumberland tomorrow and Miss Doozer will be doing the medicating. She’s very good at it. And it will be a long easier with Felix than it was with Matilda back in 2012.