Wednesday, 11 November 2026

In And Out

From Facebook Archives

11 November 2025 at 18.03
And in other news I've just received £81.92 in repeat fees/residuals from the BBC for Smoggie Queens.
Nana Pat keeps on giving.
Mercy Shipskitchen  Does that mean if I rewatch it you get money? Coz I will happily give it another watch and then stick it on in the background whilst working from home
Bentonbag  I don't actually know how it works.
Bess Cavalier  Yay. My Smoggie says congratulations!
Song Kill  Well, this is a revelation; learnt something new today.
Bess Cavalier  Geordies from Newcastle, Mackems from Sunderland, Smoggies from Middlesbrough.
The next day
Bentonbag  I've just been into town to pay LDNE and Ouseburn bills and pay in Ernie cheques.  As I've had a windfall I took myself to Waterstones, mainly to look for a Christmas gift for Thunderthighs, but also to treat myself to a brand new paperback whodunnit.  
Ended up spending £55 on a book for him, five for me and a stocking filler.


 

Monday, 9 November 2026

A Couple Of Memories

The facebook archives only threw up a couple of mildly interesting ones today; eleven years apart. 

9 November 2009 at 09:35

Fester has a fever (37.8) and is in bed snoring and trying to sleep it off.  At least I don't have to drive to Nafferton* today.
at 16:24
Fester has promised to get up so I can go to the Woodlawn Parents & Friends Association meeting

9 November 2020 at 18.25

Got the sewing machine out and:
took in the waist of a pair of Thunderthighs' jeans,
patched the thighs of 2 others,
repaired the crotches of 3 of Ferretfingers' underpants,
repaired the seam of a pillowcase,
sewed the elastic back into one of Ferretfingers' facemasks,
replace stretched elastic in one of Fester's facemasks,
made Fester 2 new facemsaks recycling underpant materials and old braces.
I have cut out material for even more masks but had had enough by then.

*Before Fester retired he was based at the university’s research farm some ten miles West of Newcastle; which he went to for as little time as possible.  It had a very limited bus service and the journey would have required at least two changes and taken hours.  But it was not an unpleasant drive and gave me time to myself to listen to music or the radio.  If he wasn’t going to be there long I would take a book and some knitting to amuse myself for an hour or two, or perhaps write a letter to Paula.


 

Wednesday, 4 November 2026

How To Display One’s Bedroom Booties

Bear with me, this one is a little convoluted.

In the run up to Christmas LD:NorthEast sometimes has stalls at local fairs, to raise both money and awareness.  For the past couple of years I’ve stood behind a stall full of craft items including things made by us knit’n’natter ladies.  Amongst other things we have babies' and toddlers' jackets, hats of all sizes, scarves, variously sized blankets, teddies and other cuddlies, snowmen, angels, santas and tea-cosies.  

Last December at the Quorum Christmas Market a steel haired, bespectacled lady of a certain age came and stood staring at the stall for quite some time.  I don’t like to hassle people but eventually caught her eye and put my head to one side in a querying gesture.  

“Bed-socks!” she barked. 
“I’m afraid we don’t have any” I said “But we have knee blankets and…”
“No-one makes bed-socks any more” she snapped “they always used to have them at bazaars and sales of work, but you never see them now.” 
“Well I tell you what” I said as soothingly as I could manage “I’ll knit some bed-socks and bring them here next year so you can buy them.” 
“If we’re still here” she retorted and flounced off without even having a go at our chocolate tombola.

I consulted my various vintage pattern books and have knitted two or three conventional pairs.  Then I discovered a (?) 1950s pattern for ‘bedroom booties’; which are not as exciting as our American friends might imagine.  They are basically made out of a single rib or garter-stitch square; it is the sewing up that turns them into a bootee.  The simplicity of the knitting means they are something almost all our ladies can make.

The problem is unless they are on a foot it’s hard to see what they are or how they work.
I’ve been racking my brains for a way to display them that doesn’t involve taking my shoes off.

Fester, the boys and I have just had four lovely nights in a cottage in Millfield.   

I’m afraid I’ve lost my heart to the wonderful scenery of North Northumberland.   
Yesterday we took the bus up into Berwick and I found myself outside a shop that is charitably listed as an antique dealer, but looked more like an old fashioned junk shop.  
That being said there were some very interesting things in the window; including a pair of wooden lasts.   
I went in and asked the proprietor about “the wooden feet”   
“The whit?  Come outside and show me… Oh them.  They’re lasts.  Come from Northampton ...  Used to make gentlemen’s shoes …best beech-wood.  £10 the pair.” 
I explained what I wanted them for, agreed the price, paid up and put them in my bag.

Meanwhile Fester and the boys had been to get the newspaper and Ferretfingers’ tv magazines and were standing outside the shop.

The proprietor looked out of the window  “I take it Gandalf is with you.”
“Yes” I sighed “mind you that makes a difference from the grumpy Santa.”



 


 

Friday, 30 October 2026

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water…

Facebook Messages Wednesday 14 Oct 2026,

07:59 Bentonbag

Hi. I don't want to depress you but if you were wondering about the wailing last night it was because Felix had a fit, followed by a long sleep which we thought he wouldn't come out of.  When he did Thunderthighs' emotions were released.  Felix has had three more fits since and I'm going to take him to the vets as soon as I can.

Miss Doozer

No you won't depress me
Oh Ben, I have just got on the bus otherwise I would be straight round for hugs.
The vets may visit you at home if you don't want to take him there.
Felix is so, so loved.  He knows it.
Doozer Esq is in and does good hugs

Bentonbag

Thunderthighs has gone to Hextol as Felix was up and had some breakfast before he went out, and the latest fit.  Which is a good thing.   I've a feeling Fester will be willing to come with.
I am still in my nightie.

Miss Doozer 

So is Tom. He knows now - I just called him
Go over to ours if you need him

Bentonbag

Felix shared our bed most of last night, so we know about the intermediate fits.
Thanks I'll let Doozer Esq know if we need him.

Miss Doozer

Let Thunderthighs rage and scream when he gets back
Let yourself too
I did

08:41 Bentonbag

First appointment available 3.15pm so will bring Ferretfingers home from the day centre and then go down.  I shall take Thunderthighs with me as he should be home by then. I know from Matilda's end that that will be the better way.

ööö

For some time Felix has been getting increasingly wobbly and quivery, and has taken to sudden unearthly yowling (like a demented seagull) in the middle of the night; we put it down to him being 18 years old and becoming senile.

The first fit was sudden, spectacular, and happened while I was contentedly watching a recording of The Chelsea Detective.  I sat on the floor next to him when he came out of it.  He stared around for a bit then stretched out and went to sleep.  We stayed there, me keeping in touch and occasionally talking, preparing Thunderthighs for the worst.  Eventually he woke up and there were tears and sobs of relief.

At 10.30pm we took him up to bed with us.  The fit started with an unearthly yowl, he fell off the bed and the convulsions lasted some five minutes, followed by worrying stillness and staring, then a long sleep.

Fester insisted Felix lie on the bed between us.  I wear a nightie, pull the duvet right up to my chin and sleep with my back towards Fester.  He wears shorts (sometimes) and barely covers himself.  When Felix had the third fit at 3am he had his back to mine so Fester got the full value of the madly scrabbling paws and claws.

One would believe in karma if it hadn’t been so upsetting.

He had another in the kitchen at 7.30am and then 1.30pm; fortunately Thunderthighs was out both times.

Thunderthighs came home in good time for the 3.15 appointment and brought the catbox down from the loft.  Felix hates the catbox and yowled all the way to the vets and when we were in the waiting area.

The nice eastern European lady vet tipped him out of the box and examined him thoroughly.   

Nothing wrong with his eyes or ears and nothing to feel anywhere on his body.
“He has a lot of fleas.  We will do some bloods.  We will need to shave some fur off the front of his neck to do it.  Can you wait for the results?”
She took him into the surgery, we went into the waiting area and some minutes later she brought him back.
“He wouldn’t co-operate with the neck so we had to take from his front legs.  That is why he has the bandages.”

We waited, Felix kept up a continuous complaint and eventually we were ushered back in.

“He is very anaemic and his potassium levels are very low.  It could be the fleas or it could be an infection or parasite they have given him.  We will give him a flea treatment, drops for the potassium, steroids and antibiotics for the infection.  Bring him back in a week and keep him in the house.”
“We have another cat, Teddy, he should get a flea treatment too?”
“Definitely, but we shall have to weigh him first, bring him in tomorrow.”
We left with much lighter hearts, and bank balance.

At teatime I opened the door to a tearful Miss Doozer   

“I’m so sorry.  I came out of a meeting and went straight into the ladies for a cry … What are you still doing here?!” 
to Felix who had wandered out of the living room.

He is taking his medication inside a sardine, which he loves, and it is working.   

He had a few, increasingly short fits on the Thursday and nothing since.   
He is much less wobbly, jumping up on things almost like he used to, his coat looks thicker and he’s put on weight. 
We still get unearthly yowling in the middle of the night.   
Fester thinks “It’s ‘cause he’s woken up on his own and there’s no one there” 
and insists on shouting his name whilst still lying in bed until it stops.  
Marginally better, I suppose, than throwing him at my head when he pulls his beard but still not what you want from a bed partner in the wee small hours.  
Last night I went down and brought Felix up to our bed because it’s not fair on the neighbours.

There was no need for Thunderthighs to come on his return visit to the vets.   

This time the blood tests were just for iron and potassium and both were back up to almost safe normal levels.  
The waiting room was again regaled with continuous yowling, as was I on the drive there and back.
The gorgeous eastern European male vet said “Stop the potassium drops on Monday.  
I will prescribe some more anti-biotics and steroids.  Bring him back in a fortnight.  Keep him in the house.”

We’re going away for four nights in North Northumberland tomorrow and Miss Doozer will be doing the medicating.  She’s very good at it.  And it will be a long easier with Felix than it was with Matilda back in 2012.