Thursday, 12 November 2026

Cold Caller Baiting #36 Eva Brick?

From Facebook Archives

12 November 2025 at 13.07
Phone rings, 01271500983.
Pick up and say "Hello".
Long pause, then an oriental woman's voice (with background chatter) "Hello?"
"Hello."
"Hello ma’am, I am Eva and I'm calling about a free loft inspection."
"What about a free loft inspection?"
"Before we can get into that I have to ask you a few security questions."
"Well I have a few security questions too."
"Oh!" a little dismayed.
"Where are you calling from Eva?"
"The Energy Advice Centre."
"And where is the Energy Advice Centre?"
"Liverpool."
"Ah ... whereabouts in Liverpool?"
And there she was gone.
 
The other day satellite delayed Indian Dave promised me he would cut off my telephone and internet lines.
I think I replied with "Best of luck with than son."
Nothing's happened so far.


 

Wednesday, 11 November 2026

In And Out

From Facebook Archives

11 November 2025 at 18.03
And in other news I've just received £81.92 in repeat fees/residuals from the BBC for Smoggie Queens.
Nana Pat keeps on giving.
Mercy Shipskitchen  Does that mean if I rewatch it you get money? Coz I will happily give it another watch and then stick it on in the background whilst working from home
Bentonbag  I don't actually know how it works.
Bess Cavalier  Yay. My Smoggie says congratulations!
Song Kill  Well, this is a revelation; learnt something new today.
Bess Cavalier  Geordies from Newcastle, Mackems from Sunderland, Smoggies from Middlesbrough.
The next day
Bentonbag  I've just been into town to pay LDNE and Ouseburn bills and pay in Ernie cheques.  As I've had a windfall I took myself to Waterstones, mainly to look for a Christmas gift for Thunderthighs, but also to treat myself to a brand new paperback whodunnit.  
Ended up spending £55 on a book for him, five for me and a stocking filler.


 

Monday, 9 November 2026

A Couple Of Memories

The facebook archives only threw up a couple of mildly interesting ones today; eleven years apart. 

9 November 2009 at 09:35

Fester has a fever (37.8) and is in bed snoring and trying to sleep it off.  At least I don't have to drive to Nafferton* today.
at 16:24
Fester has promised to get up so I can go to the Woodlawn Parents & Friends Association meeting

9 November 2020 at 18.25

Got the sewing machine out and:
took in the waist of a pair of Thunderthighs' jeans,
patched the thighs of 2 others,
repaired the crotches of 3 of Ferretfingers' underpants,
repaired the seam of a pillowcase,
sewed the elastic back into one of Ferretfingers' facemasks,
replace stretched elastic in one of Fester's facemasks,
made Fester 2 new facemsaks recycling underpant materials and old braces.
I have cut out material for even more masks but had had enough by then.

*Before Fester retired he was based at the university’s research farm some ten miles West of Newcastle; which he went to for as little time as possible.  It had a very limited bus service and the journey would have required at least two changes and taken hours.  But it was not an unpleasant drive and gave me time to myself to listen to music or the radio.  If he wasn’t going to be there long I would take a book and some knitting to amuse myself for an hour or two, or perhaps write a letter to Paula.


 

Wednesday, 4 November 2026

How To Display One’s Bedroom Booties

Bear with me, this one is a little convoluted.

In the run up to Christmas LD:NorthEast sometimes has stalls at local fairs, to raise both money and awareness.  For the past couple of years I’ve stood behind a stall full of craft items including things made by us knit’n’natter ladies.  Amongst other things we have babies' and toddlers' jackets, hats of all sizes, scarves, variously sized blankets, teddies and other cuddlies, snowmen, angels, santas and tea-cosies.  

Last December at the Quorum Christmas Market a steel haired, bespectacled lady of a certain age came and stood staring at the stall for quite some time.  I don’t like to hassle people but eventually caught her eye and put my head to one side in a querying gesture.  

“Bed-socks!” she barked. 
“I’m afraid we don’t have any” I said “But we have knee blankets and…”
“No-one makes bed-socks any more” she snapped “they always used to have them at bazaars and sales of work, but you never see them now.” 
“Well I tell you what” I said as soothingly as I could manage “I’ll knit some bed-socks and bring them here next year so you can buy them.” 
“If we’re still here” she retorted and flounced off without even having a go at our chocolate tombola.

I consulted my various vintage pattern books and have knitted two or three conventional pairs.  Then I discovered a (?) 1950s pattern for ‘bedroom booties’; which are not as exciting as our American friends might imagine.  They are basically made out of a single rib or garter-stitch square; it is the sewing up that turns them into a bootee.  The simplicity of the knitting means they are something almost all our ladies can make.

The problem is unless they are on a foot it’s hard to see what they are or how they work.
I’ve been racking my brains for a way to display them that doesn’t involve taking my shoes off.

Fester, the boys and I have just had four lovely nights in a cottage in Millfield.   

I’m afraid I’ve lost my heart to the wonderful scenery of North Northumberland.   
Yesterday we took the bus up into Berwick and I found myself outside a shop that is charitably listed as an antique dealer, but looked more like an old fashioned junk shop.  
That being said there were some very interesting things in the window; including a pair of wooden lasts.   
I went in and asked the proprietor about “the wooden feet”   
“The whit?  Come outside and show me… Oh them.  They’re lasts.  Come from Northampton ...  Used to make gentlemen’s shoes …best beech-wood.  £10 the pair.” 
I explained what I wanted them for, agreed the price, paid up and put them in my bag.

Meanwhile Fester and the boys had been to get the newspaper and Ferretfingers’ tv magazines and were standing outside the shop.

The proprietor looked out of the window  “I take it Gandalf is with you.”
“Yes” I sighed “mind you that makes a difference from the grumpy Santa.”