Friday, 22 May 2026

The Green-Eyed Monster

From Facebook Archive

6 May 2018 at 23:00

Having lost most of my cabbage seedlings last night I decided it was time to reinstate the nightly torchlit snail patrol.   
Caught one, up by where the seedlings were so it might be the bastard.  
There were seven frogs in and on the pond.   They are completely unconcerned by torchlight, and I had a word with them about getting out and getting rid of snails and slugs for me.  I fear it fell on deaf ears.
BTW I don't kill the snails.   
I put them in the brown garden waste wheely bin and the council takes them away to theircomposting place every fortnight.  What happens to them there I know not.   I imagine them having a happy time noshing on all the wilting greenery.
Mrs Allotment  Are you sure it's not pigeons?  They can decimate a crop of brassica babies in seconds.  I know from heart-breaking experience😞
Bentonbag  Pigeons don't stay long in our garden - Teddy the ginger psychocat sees to that.

20 May 2018 at 22:52

No snails, 4 frogs in the pond and next door's very chatty cat accompanying me on my round.
Woolerwoman  I know this is very late at 01.30, but I have just painted my front and back doorsteps, something I've been trying to get around to doing since I moved in 2 years ago.  Never was the fortunate combination of weather, doggy happy to stay in, stuff to hand and me awake enough.
Next stop pond!!!

22 May 2018 at 10:52

No snails last night, four frogs in the pond, Orion (next door's cat) was waiting for me by the back door when I went out.

22 May 2018 at 23:19

Just one little snail, two frogs in the pond and no accompanying cat.   
Cool and damp.

24 May at 09:45 

Last night just one snail and no frogs visible, but next door's cat came bounding down the lawn to meet me and chatted all the way around the garden.   
Half way around I could hear piteous mewling from a jealous Teddy peering through the kitchen window.

 


 

Thursday, 21 May 2026

Snore-free House-sales Jabs Clarinets

From the Facebook Archive

20 May 2010 at 22:11

Fester is away to Ireland with water beetlers. 
Three snore free nights and the bed to myself - apart from the cats and boys

21 May 2010 at 21:43

Looking forward to another snore-free night - and a lie in with no-one putting on Radio 3
Mrs Ozwife  Lucky old you!!

21 May 2013 at 13:29

From the loft window I can see 3 houses up for sale.
Is it us?

21 May 2021 at 11.22

Second jabs done, all fine so far ...
Just asked Thunderthighs what he was planning to do tomorrow.
"Feel ill"
Such an optimistic little soul.
Mrs Leftfoot  Oh bless. They should be okay.
Bentonbag  My plan is to get out the sewing machine and have a bit of a make and mend day (the pile is getting huge) so you're welcome to pop around for the boxes and a cup of tea if you're free.  The living room is big enough for social distancing and well ventilatable.

21 May 2025 at 12.08

Reading out what's coming up next on Classical Live on BBCSounds
"Bernhard Crusell Clarinet Concerto"
"Oh no, Crussell's all very well but you have to be in the mood for clarinets."
Quite Melvyn ...
 
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Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Cold Caller Baiting #34 Lady Bracknell

From Facebook Archives

20 May 2024 at 12.23
Phone rings. 
0151 number.
Pick up. 
Satellite delay. 
Oriental male voice "Am I speaking to Miss Bentonbag?"
"Who are you?"
"Good afternoon ma'am I am Arthur and I'm calling you from National Households about an emergency alarm system that you can wear around your neck or as a watch and you can just press the red button if you need any help."
"Why on earth would I need one of those?" 
in my most arch Lady Bracknell tone.
And there he was gone.

I know I'm a pensioner but…

Mrs Lasagne  This really made me smile imagining the expression on your face Ben.


 

Tuesday, 19 May 2026

Essential Item In The Bagging Area

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Last weekend I was away with The Coven (Chester, very nice town, we’d recommend it).

I can’t remember exactly when gin became a requirement for these weekends, although I suspect it was Paula’s influence.
Nor when either Bess Cavalier or Dr E issued each of us with a glass and (plastic) cutlery to bring as there are never enough/any in Travelodge or Premier Inn rooms and we are not yet reduced to drinking gin out of teacups.

Emails

May 6, 2026, 8:59 PM  -  Mrs Eft 

Don't forget your Coven glasses. Xx

May 6, 2026, 9.04 PM  -  Bess Cavalier 

I'll bring the blackberry gin - 2024 vintage.

May 6, 2026, 9.07 PM  -  Mrs Eft

Woohoo!

May 7, 2026, 11:13 AM  -  Bentonbag 

I’ll see what needs finishing in the drinks cabinet and whether we have any fancy mixers left.  xx

May 15, 2026, 12:56 PM  -  Bess Cavalier   

B***er.  Just got to the station and realised I've forgotten my glass and the gin!
Will go out foraging once I've booked in at TL!  At least we're in the town centre.

May 15, 2026, 1:00 PM  -  Mrs Eft

DON'T PANIC!  Bentonbag has gin!!!  We're OK for gin. 
I'm at Bentonbag’s, we are waiting for Dr D.  When she's here, we'll set off.  
I have just seen Bentonbag put a bottle of gin in her case, so we are OK.  xx

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