Tuesday 9 August 2016

More about Mr Booth



But we learnt more than geometry from Mr Booth.
“We learnt by example about sarcasm, irony, dry wit, how to put bumptious people in their place, when and how to apologise; and that praise hard-won is much more valued than that too-readily given.”

In Llandeilo Grammar School and Tregyb Comprehensive Mathematics was taught as three separate subjects: Arithmetic, Algebra and Geometry.  In First Form we had a different teacher for each:  Willy Woodwork did Arithmetic, T O Algebra and Mr Booth Geometry.  As we went higher up the school Mr Booth took over first Algebra and then Arithmetic so that, by our GCE O’Level year he was taking us in all aspects of Maths.

His method of teaching Geometry, after we’d mastered the basics, was to present us with a theorem to prove or an angle or length to calculate as a challenge or puzzle.  His attitude was, provided we applied ourselves, we were perfectly capable of solving anything he set us - and if we weren't we shouldn't be in his class.
He would write the exercise out on the blackboard.  
We would copy it down and take it home.    
It was almost us against him.   
It worked for me, and I thoroughly enjoy Geometry homework.   
Most of the time when I could solve the puzzle. 
Except once the second term when, whatever I did I simply couldn’t see it. 
I can’t now remember the problem, but I do remember tears of frustration and anger.
The next morning after he’d written the exercise on the blackboard, and before registration, Mr Booth swept into our classroom.
“I’m very sorry Form One.  By now you will have discovered the homework I set you yesterday was impossible.  I wrote an incorrect figure on the blackboard.  Get your books out.  Here is what I should have written.  Copy it down before you go into assembly.”

He chalked it up and swept out again and we learnt that if you do make mistake, own up, put it right as soon as you can and maintain your dignity.

Mr Booth wasn’t usually whimsical but there was the time in Third Year Arithmetic when we were doing speed.
“Right.  All you girls come out to the front of the class …. Half of you make a line over there and the other half over there facing them.  We’re going to play trains …”
Within ten minutes we’d covered closing speeds, relative speeds and overtaking speeds and we girls were allowed back to our seats with the threat “and next week we’ll bring whistles and flags.”

Getting the girls parading about the front of the classroom may seem terribly sexist to modern minds but consider this.
Getting everybody up would have been chaos.
Had he got the boys out they would have just messed about and been silly.
Teenage boys were more likely to pay attention to what the girls were doing than to dry blackboard explanations.

He encouraged people to speak up in lessons, he demanded it, and you had to be at least attempting to follow a logical argument to the correct solution.  Some were terrified but others knew how bright we were and had a propensity to show off.  One boy, a teacher’s son who had taken the Eleven Plus early, did sometimes get full of himself (as my mum used to say) and would give long complex answers which I for one could never follow. 
Once in a while he would put his hand up with a “But sir …”
Strangely Mr Booth seldom cut him off but would let him drone on until he’d had his say and the rest of us sat waiting.  Then Mr Booth would say briskly “Rubbish.  Tommyrot.  Anyone else?”
Showoff cut down to size (with no apparent permanent damage)

Whilst I loved Geometry and saw the point of Arithmetic, I could never get on with Algebra and never got the logic.  Quadratic equations and the rest were all too much intellectual gymnastics for me.

In Fourth Year Mr Booth set us a problem along the lines of “If x hens lay y eggs in a week, how many hens are required to lay z eggs in a fortnight” or some such. 
We kept a small flock of hens so I knew, apart from anything else, hens don’t work that way.
I spent the best part of an evening trying to solve it.  Wrote my workings out and answer in ink and then, in order to vent my frustration, wrote next to it in pencil “Unless they all go broody”; meaning to rub it out before handing it in.
At break time the next day, wandering around the grounds with my two best mates, I stopped in my tracks and said “Oh God!  I didn’t rub it out.”
They sat either side of me in the next Algebra lesson as our exercise books were skimmed over the tops of heads to us (say what you like about 1960s/70s teachers but they had great aim) with a running commentary on what we’d got wrong or failed to do.
Mine was, of course, at the bottom of the pile.
The book smacked on my desk with “ … and one young lady wondered what would happen if the hens went broody.”

I passed  Maths O’level with a grade 3, but decided English, Geography and (God help me) Economics were better bets for A’levels.  After University and a slight hiatus I stayed up in Newcastle returning home to Wales for Christmas, Easter and annual holidays.  Sometime about ten years after leaving school I went into the newsagents in Llandeilo and who should be there but Mr Booth.  I wasn’t sure he’d remember me amongst the thousands he must have taught.   
Anyway I smiled politely and said “Good morning Mr Booth.”
“Ah good morning Miss Boyd.  I trust the hens are well.”
And with that, and the nearest thing I ever saw to a smile on his face, he picked up his newspaper and left the building.

Monday 8 August 2016

Six Degrees of Separation #1



On 23 June 2010 I posted this on Facebook

“Today's Guardian crossword is all geometry references. Amazed at how much of my O'level Maths/Geometry I could dredge up. Thank you Mr Booth of Llandeilo Grammar, wherever you are.  (Also discovered I got a better grade in O'level Maths than Fester - he he)”

I was the last of the grammar school generation.  In our second year Llandeilo Grammar and Llandybie Secondary Modern combined to form Tregyb Comprehensive.  Llandeilo Grammar was one of those schools where the masters and mistresses regularly wore academic gowns in class and Mr Booth was one of these.  After we went comprehensive the teachers only wore gowns on special occasions (those that had them).

When I passed the Eleven Plus I was determined to make the most of the opportunity and got myself the desk right on the front row of Form One, next to the window for maximum light and the radiator for warmth.  Yes children, in those days pupils had a classroom and desk of their own, and only moved out of it for those lessons where special equipment was required (chemistry, cookery, gym and suchlike).  It was much easier to have a dozen teachers walking the corridors than four hundred kids rushing from one room to another with bags, coats etc.  It also gave us a few minutes to let off steam, relax and ‘de-compress’ between lessons. 

There was only one problem with my choice of desk.  Masters tended to like standing next to the radiator too.  Some, such as Mr Booth, would perch on my desk in those moments when we were working ‘quietly and independently’.  It’s not easy using a pair of compasses and 12”ruler to divide angles whilst trying to avoid piercing a perching Maths Master.

But we learnt more than geometry from Mr Booth.
We learnt by example about sarcasm, irony, dry wit, how to put bumptious people in their place, when and how to apologise; and that praise hard-won is much more valued than that too-readily given.  I also learnt I was able to stand up for what I thought was correct. 

Our first term was mostly taken up with lines, angles and triangles. 
One morning, shortly after my twelfth birthday, Mr Booth swept black gowned into our form-room, placed himself by the radiator and ordered “Stand up if you know the angle sum of a triangle.”
So I, with about half the rest of the class (mostly the boys) stood up.
Various answers were given and met with a flat “Wrong. Sit.”
Upon which those who though similarly, or got scared, sat.
Eventually I realised there were only three of us left.  
Hamish in the back furthest corner of the classroom, someone in the dead middle and me about two foot away from Mr Booth’s shoulder and looking dead ahead so as not to meet his eye.  
I had a huge desire to cop out and sit down, but I knew that I knew. 
It was a matter of pride.
So of course he started at the back, and I became the last one standing.
“Well?”
“A hundred and eighty degrees sir?”
“Thank goodness for that!  There’s  someone in this class with a functioning memory.”

I sat down with huge relief and a firm belief there would have been a small explosion if I’d been wrong.  The thing is, other people must have known too but they didn’t have the courage or confidence to stand or stay standing.

I’m sure Mr Booth would have been able to explain Six Degrees of Separation:  the theory that everyone and everything is six or fewer steps away, by way of introduction, from any other person in the world, so that a chain of "a friend of a friend" statements can be made to connect any two people in a maximum of six.  

Here is one of mine.

I recently learnt, and confirmed via a Tregyb School facebook photo and posting, that Mr Booth is Oscar nominated actress CaryMulligan’s grandfather.

Which means I am three degrees of separation from her,  and four from any number of film and theatre actors, producers, directors and celebrities.

And you dear reader, if you know me personally, are four and five degrees away from the same.

My next blog will be more about Mr Booth.

Sunday 7 August 2016

Growing boy



The was posted on Facebook on June 18 2010 when Numbertwo was 14

Numbertwo son is 6ft 1inch.
That means he's grown 2inches since Christmas
... and now he tell me he has armpit hair.
I can't see it (not even in good light with glasses on) 
but I can just about tug one if I feel about enough!!!

But he’s still quite the little boy

Lying in our bed watching tv after his bath this evening
"Can I sleep here tonight?"
"No - where would your father sleep?"
"I'll sleep in the middle".

It's a big bed but it's not that big!

Saturday 6 August 2016

Well what is it then?



Facebook recently brought up this memory and conversation from 11 June 2010

According to Tesco watercress is not a vegetable.

AH: What is it then - according to Tesco?

KT:  It's a salad. Not a salad vegetable, just a salad. We've noticed that before - if you have a voucher saying 'spend £3 on vegetables' then everything salad is excluded...

Bentonbag: That's it. I had a “25points if you spend £1 on vegetables” voucher, saw a bag of watercress for £1 and thought "get in". The woman at the til was fine "I could have fiddled it if it had been money but not points." There was too big a cue at customer services for me to go and argue the point. I do like watercress though - and I shall get their cheapest carrots the next time I'm in.

Thursday 4 August 2016

Conversation



 First posted  10 June 2010

At Tyne Bridge practice this evening Mr and Mrs Banjoman discussed their recent trip to the Metrocentre.  He was quite impressed by how well the clothes shops displayed their wares, even though he didn’t go in many.

“I very nearly went into the Ann Summers shop” he said “I only realised at the last second what it was and thought ‘ooh better not go in there’.” …

“The Goddaughter quite often shops there” said the Squire “She finds the basques very good, especially the larger cup sizes.”

“Well” I said before Banjoman’s imagination could run away with him “Anne Summers does have some good quality stuff.  The nylon and pvc stuff isn’t very nice but the rest is ok.”

“Yes” said Mrs Recorder “the pvc tends to chafe doesn’t it – the leather is so much better.”

“Natural materials always are” says I

Mrs Quilt wasn’t at Tyne Bridge practice tonight. 
She reckons the conversation always ends up at underwear sooner or later.
No idea why …