Conversation

 First posted  10 June 2010

At Tyne Bridge practice this evening Mr and Mrs Banjoman discussed their recent trip to the Metrocentre.  He was quite impressed by how well the clothes shops displayed their wares, even though he didn’t go in many.

“I very nearly went into the Ann Summers shop” he said “I only realised at the last second what it was and thought ‘ooh better not go in there’.” …

“The Goddaughter quite often shops there” said the Squire “She finds the basques very good, especially the larger cup sizes.”

“Well” I said before Banjoman’s imagination could run away with him “Anne Summers does have some good quality stuff.  The nylon and pvc stuff isn’t very nice but the rest is ok.”

“Yes” said Mrs Recorder “the pvc tends to chafe doesn’t it – the leather is so much better.”

“Natural materials always are” says I

Mrs Quilt wasn’t at Tyne Bridge practice tonight. 

She reckons the conversation always ends up at underwear sooner or later.

No idea why …