Wednesday, 4 November 2026

How To Display One’s Bedroom Booties

Bear with me, this one is a little convoluted.

In the run up to Christmas LD:NorthEast sometimes has stalls at local fairs, to raise both money and awareness.  For the past couple of years I’ve stood behind a stall full of craft items including things made by us knit’n’natter ladies.  Amongst other things we have babies' and toddlers' jackets, hats of all sizes, scarves, variously sized blankets, teddies and other cuddlies, snowmen, angels, santas and tea-cosies.  

Last December at the Quorum Christmas Market a steel haired, bespectacled lady of a certain age came and stood staring at the stall for quite some time.  I don’t like to hassle people but eventually caught her eye and put my head to one side in a querying gesture.  

“Bed-socks!” she barked. 
“I’m afraid we don’t have any” I said “But we have knee blankets and…”
“No-one makes bed-socks any more” she snapped “they always used to have them at bazaars and sales of work, but you never see them now.” 
“Well I tell you what” I said as soothingly as I could manage “I’ll knit some bed-socks and bring them here next year so you can buy them.” 
“If we’re still here” she retorted and flounced off without even having a go at our chocolate tombola.

I consulted my various vintage pattern books and have knitted two or three conventional pairs.  Then I discovered a (?) 1950s pattern for ‘bedroom booties’; which are not as exciting as our American friends might imagine.  They are basically made out of a single rib or garter-stitch square; it is the sewing up that turns them into a bootee.  The simplicity of the knitting means they are something almost all our ladies can make.

The problem is unless they are on a foot it’s hard to see what they are or how they work.
I’ve been racking my brains for a way to display them that doesn’t involve taking my shoes off.

Fester, the boys and I have just had four lovely nights in a cottage in Millfield.   

I’m afraid I’ve lost my heart to the wonderful scenery of North Northumberland.   
Yesterday we took the bus up into Berwick and I found myself outside a shop that is charitably listed as an antique dealer, but looked more like an old fashioned junk shop.  
That being said there were some very interesting things in the window; including a pair of wooden lasts.   
I went in and asked the proprietor about “the wooden feet”   
“The whit?  Come outside and show me… Oh them.  They’re lasts.  Come from Northampton ...  Used to make gentlemen’s shoes …best beech-wood.  £10 the pair.” 
I explained what I wanted them for, agreed the price, paid up and put them in my bag.

Meanwhile Fester and the boys had been to get the newspaper and Ferretfingers’ tv magazines and were standing outside the shop.

The proprietor looked out of the window  “I take it Gandalf is with you.”
“Yes” I sighed “mind you that makes a difference from the grumpy Santa.”