Sunday 3 September 2017

Busted flush update/you can’t get the staff



Will Fixit is back from his holidays and called in yesterday to take a look at our busted flush. 
It is repairable and he will return soon with the appropriate part and tools.

He came to us after visiting my friend Mrs Quilt to discuss installing a new bathroom.

“Mrs Quilt sent you this” he said handing over a bottle of Relaxing Bath Foam.

Fester discovered it on the kitchen table this morning.
“I get the impression she thinks you need it after all the housework and laundry” he said “mind you two or three servants would help more.”
“If the boys pulled even half their weight it would help” I commented.
“Blimey if those two pulled half their weight you and I would be sat round on our arses all day.”

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