Language alert
Facebook's On This Day threw up this incident from last year (2017)
As I passed the office doorway on my way downstairs Fester said
"I've had enough of f*cking cates today. That ginger bastard took the lens out of my glasses.
I came up here and it was sat there forlornly."
He came downstairs into the kitchen and asked for "that tiny screwdriver", which I found and gave him.
Standing leaning against the work-surface (not over it or sat at the table where anything dropped might be easily caught and where there is a strong light) he loosened the spectacles' frame to slip the lens in.
There was a burst of profanity cause by him catching his beard in the hinge of the other leg of the glasses: the one he wasn't working on.
I had to leave the kitchen to laugh.
The quote of the day was a comment from one of my friends:
"You have been fortunate indeed in finding a partner so capable and useful around the house. Many women are not so lucky."
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