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We
have bought a new microwave oven.
Hagrid
Chicken
"Ding" for tea then?
17 October 2022 at 08:34
Discovered
during yesterday's ironing session that the reason I couldn't get one white
cotton fitted sheet on Ferretfingers' bed is because it's 2'6" not 3ft .
As
the boys' mattresses are 3ft wide and over a foot deep I have no use for it.
Anyone out there with a small single bed who
wants it?
17 October 2024 at 15.24
Phone
rings.
Pick up.
Satellite delay.
Oriental female voice "Am I talking to
Ms Bentonbag?"
"Who are you?"
"I am Sarah Parker and I'm calling from
UK Drainage Services about the insurance on the drainage in your
property."
"UK Draining
what?"
"Am I correct in
believing you are the homeowner?"
"You
can believe what you like pet."
And
there she was ...gone.
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