Mobile Snails Jubilee

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2 June 2018 at 17:37

Panicking because I couldn't find my mobile. 

It's in my bra - no pockets in dress

Mr Minor  Happiness is a warm phone...

Ms Elplates  I’m fed up with clothes without pockets.  New designs needed for the modern woman!

Dicky Brown  You'll never lose your ding a ling,

Mrs Leftfoot  Was it on vibrate?

Mrs Poet  Everything is always in my bra.  

When I first disrobed before my current husband he was confronted with a £ coin and a metro ticket.

2 June 2020 at 20.36

Torchlit snail patrol in the rain produced 4 snails, obviously coming out of their hiding places.   

Good to hear the water butts filling up.   

Everything will look much greener tomorrow, and there'll be less watering to do.

Woolerwoman  I should have put out a severe weather warning!  Sorry - didn't think yesterday but it's obvious now - the plumber came to me yesterday and fitted an outside tap - so obviously it will rain for the rest of the year.  Sorry.

Twinny P  This is what the snails in my garden have been waiting for; 'Night of the slow chew' as they attack my runner bean.  Expect devastation in the morning.

Bentonbag  Go out with a torch, never mind what the neighbours will think.  

My record a very wet summer a few years ago was 25 in 15 minutes.  You also chance to see a hedgehog or frogs.

Twinny P  The younger-son did a virtual scout camp in the garden and saw our hedgehog on his nightly ramble.

2 June 2022 at 15.18

I keep thinking it's Saturday.   

And that tomorrow's Saturday as well.  

And the day after ...

Mr Melodeon  No it’s Ma’am Day!   

Tomorrow is also holiday so it’s Calm Day.  

Or if you are having fish it could be Fry Day!…

Madame Fifi  I'm confused too, doesn't take much these days.  I thought yesterday was Friday.

Miss Doozer  I don't know the day of the week without looking at my watch and haven't done since Christmas 2019

Woolerwoman  Yes and me but don't know what day it is, but I do know it's cold and miserable.

Mrs BW  Me too.

Fifi D  I only know when it’s pay day!!!

Darklady  What’s so special about Saturday??

Woolerwoman  It's a bit like the days around Christmas and New Year, and the telly doesn't help!

 

I knitted the Queen for LDNE's Jubilee decorations and added the pair of angel wings when 

HM Queen Elizabeth passed away.  I wondered whether people might find it disrespectful but far from it.  Most years she is the angel at the top of LDNE’s Christmas tree.