Monday, 18 November 2024

Sorry! Pardon! What?

Beware the links in the comments link to some very RUDE THINGS

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18 November 2022 at 15:09
I'm at LDNE knit'n'natter session and one of the staff has brought in her grandson's bichon puppy to meet the ladies, who make a huge fuss of him.
Then the CEO comes in and says "We're going to have a Dog & Cake session.   
So many of the staff have puppies and our service users love seeing them.   
Think Cat Cafe but with puppies.  There'll be tea and cake and we'll charge £3 or something."
Which would have been all well and good only I misheard the "and" as "ing" and was in fits of giggles in a corner.
And, of course, I had to explain why I was laughing.
Then one of the ladies asked what the word meant and I chickened out with 
"Oh it's very rude."
Some things our ladies need to not know.

This was after I'd walked in and one of the staff said, in a complimentary way, 

"Oh, you look just like Vera."
To be fair I was aiming more for Miss Marple.

Miss Doozer  https://g.co/kgs/ad3sTg  GOOGLE.COM  Dogging  Dogging

Bentonbag  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u4hAxi5b6o  YOUTUBE.COM  "You Went Dogging?!" | Peter Kay

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