SLIGHTLY RUDE
At Ouseburn Farm this morning the Henman, trying to chivvy the placements along, sang“Moving, moving, moving, get those dogeys moving.”
I was
about to tell him that it was actually “Rollin” when I had a flashback…
It was a dark, very cold, winter's night and Phil was driving us back through the countryside from Bellingham, probably after visiting his cousin in Longhaughshields.
He
started singing
“Frozen,
frozen, frozen,
Both me
balls are frozen,
And they’ve
gone all icy inside.”
I responded with
“In the
frosty weather
Get a
piece of leather
And chafe
them both together
At which Phil laughed so much we nearly left the road.
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