Tuesday, 26 November 2024

Rawhide!

SLIGHTLY RUDE

At Ouseburn Farm this morning the Henman, trying to chivvy the placements along, sang“Moving, moving, moving, get those dogeys moving.”

I was about to tell him that it was actually “Rollin” when I had a flashback…

It was a dark, very cold, winter's night and Phil was driving us back through the countryside from Bellingham, probably after visiting his cousin in Longhaughshields.

 
He started singing
“Frozen, frozen, frozen,
Both me balls are frozen,
And they’ve gone all icy inside.”

I responded with

“In the frosty weather
Get a piece of leather
And chafe them both together

At which Phil laughed so much we nearly left the road.


 

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