Cold Caller Baiting #32 The Lady Of The House

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7 October 2020 at 16.15

Phone rings, pick up, long satellite delay.

I say in my best telephone voice "Can I help you?"

Female oriental voice "Am I speaking to the lady of the house?"

Me "Well that's questionable ..."

And there she was - gone.

Some people are no fun.

McChurch  Ah, bugger.

Miss Doozer  Define "Lady".