Friday, 22 March 2024

Lucky Escape

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22 March 2018 at 09:37
Thursday I have a lie in because Ferretfingers doesn't have to be anywhere until 1.30pm.   
So I'm sat here in my nightie when I hear rattling outside.  
It's the window-cleaners.   
Put on my dressing gown, get the money to pay them, shut Ferretfingers’ bedroom window firmly and wonder whether to inform Fester*.
Fortunately he didn't get up and fling open the curtains while they were doing our bedroom window.

*who sleeps in a state of nature


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