As Others See Us...

Late yesterday evening I had this interesting text exchange with 

Ms Marx.

Benton, somewhere a notification flashed up today saying you were interested in going to Ballet Lorent but I can’t find it!  If I haven’t imagined it, that would be great!

Sorry Ms Marx it wasn’t me.  Do you know another Benton?

Ah yes I do.  That makes sense.  I didn’t think you’d be a contemporary dance fiend!

Which sent me laughing all the way up to bed, because 

(as Nancy Banks-Smith was wont to say) you’d be looking at me a long time before the words “contemporary dance fiend” came to mind.