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27 May 2011 at 12:17

In Tesco Nescafe Gold granules refill sachets on bogof.  Got 2.  Got to till, lifted them out and granules scattered all over floor as both had a slit in.  Lovely smell as I trod in them.  Minions fetched to clean floor and fetch more sachets.

27 May 2012 at 16:31

At Sainsbury's Petrol station Thunderthighs went and got himself some crisps and pop.   

I was in the queue after him, waiting to pay for diesel, and heard the woman asking him 

"Have you bought any fuel?"

He's not 16 until the month after next.

27 May 2020

Himself has just received a spam email opening with

"Dear Dr. Fester,

Start each day with a great smile."

Mrs Quilt  Which he does of course!

Drummerman  Were they confusing him with an air freshener?

Bentonbag  The air needs freshening around him disappointingly frequently.

TwinnyP  The look on his face would be priceless. Haha