If You Sprinkle ...

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30 May 2009 at 09.48

The upstairs toilet seat is broken

Squireen  ha ha

Miss Fiddle  Who did it?

Bentonbag  The hinge at the back has corroded and snapped.   

I blame Fester and Ferretfingers. Fester blames Ferretfingers "spraying around".   

We know it wasn't Thunderthighs because he will only use the downstairs toilet.

I'm not sure why males have to put the seat up anyway.  It doesn't make the space to aim for that much bigger (and most men manage to fit it into far smaller apertures than that).

Thunderthighs always follows the maxim "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."

Miss Fiddle  Not all males are as polite as Thunderthighs - you'd soon notice if Ferretfingers and Fester didn't lift the seat up!

Bentonbag  They had little Mabel Lucie Atwell type signs on top of the cisterns in Woodlawn infants and he learnt from them.  All boys’ loos should have one.