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May 2009 at 09.48
The
upstairs toilet seat is broken
Squireen
ha ha
Miss
Fiddle Who did it?
Bentonbag The hinge at the back has corroded and
snapped.
I blame Fester and Ferretfingers.
Fester blames Ferretfingers "spraying around".
We know it wasn't Thunderthighs because he
will only use the downstairs toilet.
I'm not
sure why males have to put the seat up anyway. It doesn't make the space to aim for that much
bigger (and most men manage to fit it into far smaller apertures than that).
Thunderthighs always follows the maxim
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat."
Miss
Fiddle Not all males are as polite as Thunderthighs
- you'd soon notice if Ferretfingers and Fester didn't lift the seat up!
Bentonbag They had
little Mabel Lucie Atwell type signs on top of the cisterns in Woodlawn infants
and he learnt from them. All boys’ loos
should have one.
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