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11 May
2022 at 13.13
Well here's
a new one.
The
landline phone rings - I pick up - long satellite delay - then an oriental lady
"Hello,
am I speaking to the owner?"
"Who
are you?"
"I
am calling from the on-sellers of BT. Are
you the owner?"
"The
owner of what?"
"Pardon?"
"The
owner of Tyne Bridge Morris."
"Tell
me, what do you think Tyne Bridge Morris is?"
"It's
a pub."
"Well,
I have to tell you, much as it might like to be, Tyne Bridge Morris is not a
pub. Have another guess."
"According
to our directory is it. It must be a
wrong number."
Seeing as
it's a decade since I was a member, let alone an officer, of Tyne BridgeMorris, that's a helluva'n out of date and misinformed directory.
McChurch
At least they didn’t think you owned a bridge.
Drummerman I’m told bridges are
traditionally sold to the gullible, so there could have been an opportunity
there.
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