In Case Of Emergency

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25 September 2022 at 17.05

A couple of evenings ago (after BobThaFitta had serviced the boiler) I gave in and put the central heating on.

It's on a timer (7-10pm)

Last night I was away at Druridge Bay, in preparation for the Skinny Dip, and forgot to turn it off.

Sitting on the bed with himself a little while ago I confessed that I'd left it on.

"I know! It was warm."

"And you couldn't have turned it off?"

"No idea how to, and no intention of finding out."

"Oh dear.  What are you going to do if anything happens to me?"

"Thunderthighs!"

(He doesn’t know either)