All Go Mobile Delegation

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26 April 2018 at 12:39

Lettuce coming up in garden and dill on front windowsill.

Blackbird present on doormat and Teddy nearly got a feather gleaning long-tailed-tit, but I dashed out of the kitchen door in time to startle it away.   

He gave a quite aggrieved mew.

Fester has brought me another three pots of pink saxifrage, so another session of hacking holes in the drive.

It's all go here!

26 April 2021 at 18:49

Classic phonecall this morning from Fester's GP nurse offering him an appointment for covidjab#2 on Thursday morning.   

She must have suggested it might be easier to text him for these things because his side of the conversation went 

"Oh no - never text - always phone on this landline number - I never have my mobile switched on unless I'm out."

Lying bastard never ever has it switched on whether he's out or in, unless he wants to make a call.

26 April 2023 at 21.20

Fester is off to Stockport tomorrow for an adventure with Conway.

I've just printed off a Google map for him showing the railway and bus stations and the Premier Inn.

"Oh thank you.  That's good ... you're good."

Surprised at the rare compliment "I'm good am I?"

"Of course. You don't think I delegate to people who can't do things do you?"

"I thought we'd get round to your perfection eventually."

"Eventually!"

A short while after posting this on Facebook

Just told him who has liked this:-

"Oh you can't delegate to Bazoukiboy.  He just says no."