Hostess Trolley

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9 May 2024 at 16.56

Yesterday, after dropping Ferretfingers off the day centre and No1 computer at MonkseatonComputers for its antivirus, I went to Tesco's on Norham Road.

Thunderthighs is usually with me but he was atHextol.  

When I got to the till the checkout lady looked at me with some surprise and said "You're on your own."

I explained I was allowed out alone sometimes.

 

On a Wednesday, when I get the good bread from Earth & Fire at the Rising Sun CountrysideCentre, we have a tea of 'bread and bits'.   Bits being at least two of the following: humus; taramasalata; any soft spready cheese from Boursin to Dairylea; whatever dip is on bogof or other special offer; ditto pate; finely sliced or spring onions and celery.   

In the kitchen yesterday evening I saw the plates of bread, tubs of stuff and bowls of crudités: got down a tray, put them on and carried them through to the living room coffee table in just one trip.  

Much more efficient than trailing through a couple of plates or bowls at a time.

"Oh" says Fester "Tea on a tray! We are being posh."

Fay  You need to surprise him with a hostess trolley

Bazoukiboy  Is the Vicar coming?

9 May 2024 at 17.05

Tea is being served.

Just heard himself kick the living room door then open it with 

"Forfucksake all firking winter this door is left open and now it's summer ...."

Hard but fair as the man says.

Fay  On second thoughts, maybe forget the hostess trolley.