All Is Pure To The Pure

... as Henffrind’s mother used to say, so if you get the references you shouldn’t be shocked by them.

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5 May 2025 at 13.27

There's a drip under the sink.

I've put the mop bucket under it and moved the veg rack to where the mop bucket was and generally shifted the under-sink contents about.

I've just spent 5 minutes explaining what is where to himself.

Will Fixit is coming to look at it tomorrow.

Drummerman  I thought you were starting a limerick at first…

Bentonbag  Feel free to finish it.

Bazoukiboy  But the plumber was from Nantucket...

Drummerman  So how does the pheasant fit?

Bazoukiboy  The peasant's pleasant Pheasant?

Drummermant “It’s what the engineer told me before he died”…

Bentonbag  Did he come down from Inverness?

Drummerman Not sure, but he can tell you a tale or two…

Bentonbag  About the good ship Venus?