Cold Caller Baiting #34 Lady Bracknell

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20 May 2024 at 12.23

Phone rings. 

0151 number.

Pick up. 

Satellite delay. 

Oriental male voice "Am I speaking to Miss Bentonbag?"

"Who are you?"

"Good afternoon ma'am I am Arthur and I'm calling you from National Households about an emergency alarm system that you can wear around your neck or as a watch and you can just press the red button if you need any help."

"Why on earth would I need one of those?" 

in my most arch Lady Bracknell tone.

And there he was gone.

I know I'm a pensioner but…

Mrs Lasagne  This really made me smile imagining the expression on your face Ben.