Domesticity

From Facebook archives

19 November 2019 at 11:10

Will Fixit is here taking out the old fireplace to replace it with (thank you) The Squireen's.

Ferretfingers is now watching This Morning on his bedroom telly.

We have over 2lb of dried fruit steeping in booze in preparation for Christmas pudding making next month.

McChurch  A small story of domestic contentment. Aah.

Bentonbag  Forgot to add Fester is out getting a cheque for Will Fixit, glace cherries, candied peel and some nuts.

Bazoukiboy  A cheque and dried fruit for Will Fixit.  Seems like a good swop 😆

19 November 2019 at 16:47

HMRC's machine has just phoned me to say it is issuing a court case under my name.

Madame Fifi  Is that because you have been tax evading again Bentonbag?

Mrs Banjoman  All the scammers are very busy this week.

Sandy  Me too; they were coming to arrest me in half an hour about a week and a half ago.

Mercy Dunn  I had an automated message saying they were issuing a warrant for my arrest with some long number to make it seem really real

Sandy It's how they got Al Capone