Friday, 17 July 2026

Keeping Abreast (or viceversa)

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17 July 2024 at 17.18
Couldn't find my phone.   
Searched high and low.   
Rang it.  
It's in my cleavage.
Drummerman  Could have been worse…
Mrs Lasagne  Haha  Good job you weren’t getting into the bath. !
Bentonbag  I don't know about you Mrs L, but I don't usually have my bra on when I get in the bath.
Mrs Lasagne  Well anything goes these days !
Woolerwoman  Some of us have never had that option!
Paganess  A woman after my own heart.  However, noting the cleavage, one boob makes a pretty poor cleavage
Bentonbag  Maybe you could make a boob sized bag to pop in the other side of your bra and use it to carry all kinds of treasures: phone, purse, hankies, folding scissors, sewing kit, first aid kit, hip-flask ...
Miss Doozer  Hidden Bra Flask For Women 25Oz Leak Proof Sports Bra - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266357354683 -  Just even it up with 75cl of rosé
Paganess  I’ve not worn a bra since the day I retired, 17 years ago.  Nothing’s going to make me put that instrument of torture back on
Mrs Poet  I do this all the time.  Male friend watching me grope my bra said, I bet you felt a right tit there!
Miss Doozer  Since this thread seems to be a confessional... 
My mate used to teach me and Charlie-horse.  Jodhpurs until recently didn't have pockets, so - of course - everything goes in the sports bra.  One particularly sweaty summer day, I apologise for handing over 'boob-money'.  
Said friend says, “It's fine, I paid for my chippy tea the other night with boob-money”.  
She did go on to say she was classy enough to take the boob-money out in the car and give it a wipe before handing it over.   
Shortly after this conversation, I purchased riding leggings with pockets.   
The money kept falling out of the pockets when I took my phone out.
I went back to boob-money.
Bentonbag  You do realise this will end up in a blog one day…
Miss Doozer  I'll let her know.
 
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