Sunday, 30 April 2023

Mother Returns

From Facebook archives

30 April 2013 at 10:14
Finally worked out why heating wasn't coming on until after I'd got up.
Went and put clock on boiler forward.
Only 4 weeks late ...
My excuse is we were away when the clocks went forward and Thunderthighs did every other clock in the house.
 
30 April 2013 at 12:49 
Half term excursion booked!Ferretfingers is away with Duke of Edinburgh scheme 17-19May and 21-23June, and on a school residential 10-14June.
So both his father and I will be available to go out TOGETHER AS A COUPLE should anyone be thinking about going out for a drink anytime he's away.   
Thunderthighs is now quite able to be home alone for a few hours - although he will scold us when we get in.*
On Friday night I went around to Mrs Mobile's for a chat and didn't get back until well after he was in bed - very grumpy goodnight.  
Last night I told him I was going next door for a glass of wine with Ernexdoor and he said "As long as you don't piss me off." !
I know he's 6'4" but the boy is 16 - it's like having my mother back but worse ....

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*The first time this happened was about three years earlier when we went to Yorkshire and stayed in a Premier Inn near Festers’ old friends Mr and Mrs Jaffa.

We had an early dinner with them in the restaurant across the car park from the hotel.
We gave the boys the key to one of our rooms so they could watch telly, or be on their laptops, while we had a couple of drinks and a chat.
A little after nine we toddled, slightly tiddly, back to the room to be met by an incandescent Thunderthighs who gestured towards his watch with “And what time do you call this!?!  I have my bath at 9 o’clock.”
Gales of laughter from utterly unremorseful parents.

Saturday, 29 April 2023

Turkish Treats

When he was working for the University Fester was sometimes required to take part in international scientific conferences.  
I was always happy to see him go because it gave me a few peaceful nights.  Despite this he always came home bearing gifts.
From Facebook archives
21 April 2009 at 15:43 ·
Have just packed Fester's bag, waved him off on his trip to Turkey and am looking forward to a snore-free week.
29 April 2009 at 09:38 ·
Fester is safely back from Turkey, bearing candles, real Turkish Delight, cinnamon sticks, oregano and other 'treats' to be disclosed when the boys get back from school.
29 April 2009 at 22:42 ·
Fester is snoring in the bath - fortunately there's no way he can slide under the water and drown himself.
29 April 2009 at 22:59 
He's brought me back a bottle of Bailey's' with a hint of mint' - hmmm - not sure – may be better with ice.
Ms Exlibris  That was a long way to go for Baileys even with mint. 
Bentonbag  And now he's back I'm knackered because his snoring’s keeping me awake again

Thursday, 27 April 2023

SIgn Of Spring #2


From Facebook Archives
28 April 2010 at 22:16 ·
It must be Spring.   
I've given the lawn its first cut and Fester has just taken the bins out wearing only shirt, underpants and shoes.   
Thank God it's overcast so the full moon's hidden and it's dark!

Two Out Of Three

Hypatia (1885) by Charles William Mitchell
These are all I have in the Facebook Archives for today.

27 April 2009 at 09:27

I’m going to spend the day in town with Pearl - cobbler, art gallery, lunch.

27 April 2010 at 16:24
Ferretfingers has just bought an almost complete box set of Starsky&Hutch series one in the St Oswald's Hospice Shop - that'll teach his father to give him £20 - Mummy's happy though
Ms Exlibris  David Soul....

27 April 2022 at 07.54

Yesterday Thunderthighs was told his paper boy job is over at the end of the week because the shop's been sold.
Then he got an email from the NHS saying he hadn't got an apprenticeship.
At 07.27 this morning his work experience manager rang to say his supervisor has a migraine so his session isn't on today.   He was out doing his paper round but rang her back about it on my mobile (which had been on my bedside table).  
As he left the bedroom he turned and said with a little smile
"I'm not having a very good week am I?"
Welcome to our world Thunderthighs.