Tuesday, 23 February 2021

The Spectacles Case


From Facebook archives
 
23 February 2017 at 19:10 · 
"I've had enough of f*cking cats today.  That ginger bastard took the lens out of my glasses.   
I came up here and it was sat there forlornly."

So he came downstairs and asked for "that tiny screwdriver", 

which I found and gave him.
Standing leaning against the work surface (not over it or sat at the table where anything dropped might be easily caught and where there is a strong light) he loosened the spectacle's frame to slip the lens in.
There was a burst of profanity caused by him catching his beard in the hinge of the other leg of the glasses, the one he wasn't working on.
I had to leave the kitchen to laugh.

Mr Monkshood Love him.

Mrs Bun When is the book coming out Ben because I've got to have a copy to cheer me up on a rainy day? Xxx
Bentonbag There's always the Chateau Midden blog; there are 68* on there (though not all amusing). Here's the link to the first one https://bentonbag.blogspot.com/2016/05/many-years-ago-when-i-was-bagman-of.html
Mrs Bun Thanks looking forward to reading it xxx
MrsPH You have been fortunate indeed in finding a partner so capable and useful around the house.  Many women are not so lucky.
Bentonbag - MrsPH that is the quote of the day! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†
Cousin Daisy As ever hilarious ๐Ÿ˜น ๐Ÿ˜ธ ๐Ÿ˜บ Eeeee pet you are, as Waltie would say, "a mazer" xx
 
 
*now, thanks to daily blogging in this present unpleasantness, 476.

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