Impatience

From Facebook archives

12 February 2021

Sorry but this is rude.

 

Unloading driftwood from the car yesterday Ferretfingers carried one bit at a time up to the garage, making me a little impatient.

Heard myself saying 

"For goodness sake boy use both hands and carry two.   

God didn't give you two hands just so you could pick your nose and scratch your arse at the same time!"

 

Which is, I'm afraid to say, the sort of thing my mother used to come out with.

When I reported this to Fester he said "That's quite hard you know."

Eh!?

"Well, it's like patting your head and rubbing circles on your tummy at the same time."

 

I didn't ask whether he'd tried and I wouldn't recommend it.