Saturday, 31 July 2021

Cold Caller Baiting #14 Neither Shaken Nor Stirred

From Facebook archives


29 July 2015 at 14:08 ·
Phone rings.
Satellite delay.
Then a male African voice (makes a change from chinese/asian) asks 
"May I speak to the person in charge of the computer in your home?"
"How do you know I've got a computer in my home?  Who are you and where are you calling from?"
"Why are we born upright?"
"What is your name? I don't speak to anybody without knowing their name."
"My name is Bond, James Bond."
"Well I'm Pussy Galore.  Now bugger off."

You've got to admire the chutzpah.

 

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