Saturday, 8 January 2022

Foul Feline

From Facebook archives

8 January 2016 at 12:54 ·

Just heard shouts of "Felix! FELIX!!!" from the loft, then "Mum come up her and see this."
I mount the stairs with a "What's the cat done?"
"He's been sick, come and clean it up."
Thunderthighs was told exactly how and with what to clean it up himself.

8 January 2019 at 23:29 ·

"I can't see a f*cking thing cat - all the icons are behind your f*cking head"
Can't record any more for a) laughing b) the vulgarity.
By way of explanation. 
Felix knows where the vent from the cooling fan is on Fester's laptop so sits next to it in the warm air.  Then over time oozes himself over the fan, the row of (serendipitously named) F keys and most of the top left hand side of the keyboard.

8 January 2020 at 20:05 ·
Felix's new way to torment Fester: pulling out the monitor (VDU to us oldies) cable so ...  suddenly! ... nothing!!
He then claws him when he tries to reinsert it and get his list of pits back.
Mrs Lasagne  Felix is a very clever cat xx
Bazoukiboy  You have to admire the ingenuity ๐Ÿ˜

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