A New Model

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28 February 2018 at 08:03

On a Wednesday Thunderthighs and I normally do the big shop in Tesco or Aldi after dropping Ferretfingers off at college for Recycled Art.  Decided we're not going out today but can send him up to the shops if we need anything.  His dad will start wingeing on about someone getting him the Guardian as soon as he surfaces.

Sheamus Murphy  Tell him he needs to join the 21st century and install the Guardian app like the rest of us! Particularly ideal for days like today.

Bentonbag  On what should he install it?   

His devices being limited to a laptop and a mobile which

a)  is never turned on

b)  he hasn't actually worked out how to text on

c)  doesn't do that sort of thing anyway

Sheamus Murphy  In that case, trade him in for a new model!

Float  They stopped making that model in the 50s!

Bentonbag  And I've already been forced to upgrade from a 1946 model.