Friday 16 February 2024

Still Not That Sort Of Doctor

Following from yesterday’s and last year’s blogs

From Facebook Archives
16 February 2023 at 18.34
And here's another one...
"Dear Doctor,
I hope this email finds you well.  I am writing to invite you to submit your manuscript to our journal, International Journal of Nursing and Health Care Research.  We believe your research in Nursing and Health Care is of high value and aligns with our mission to advance the field.
Our journal is committed to publishing original and innovative research that contributes to the scientific community.  We are interested in receiving manuscripts that showcase novel findings, rigorous methodology, and clear presentation of results.
We encourage you to submit your manuscript to our journal for consideration.  Our submission process is user-friendly and you can be assured that your work will be reviewed by expert reviewers in your field.   If your manuscript is accepted, it will be published in a timely and efficient manner."

I doubt whether the International Journal of Nursing and Health Care Research has access to many experts on entomology or biogeography.   

Although a paper on beetles in it would undoubtedly be novel.
Maybe a bit more rigour in finding the right sort of people to email for papers, rather than trawling the web for everyone in the English speaking world with the title of Doctor, might not go amiss.

"The sender requests an email receipt acknowledging that you have read this email."

"F*ck off I'm an entomologist."

Mr Monkshood  I am really interested in Fester's views on nursing and health care.  Don't stop him.

Woolerwoman  Go for it, it would make an interesting change for everyone!

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