Once again someone with a satellite delay who calls himself David, but doesn’t sound like one, has phoned asking about “your washing machine warranty.”
“Which
washing machine warranty?”
“Hotpoint.”
“I
haven’t got a Hotpoint.”
“Oh
then the data must be wrong”
And there he was – gone.
“Guess any washing machine make” I commented to Fester who was sat next to me.
“They’ll
never guess ours” he replied.
And now a mechanical call tells us that our line will be disconnected because of “suspicious activity on your BT internet address.”
As
Fester says: it would be suspicious as
we don’t use them.
Also, if the mechanical phone messages are to be believed, it seems Amazon is regularly getting huge receipts from our non-existent Prime Account and the Inland Revenue are about to take us to court for non-payment of taxes.
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