From Facebook archives ...
I went to my GP this afternoon to have my coil checked and a little look around because of a minor lady-garden problem.
"While I'm here" she says "Do you mind if I take a swab?"
"Feel free" says I, not really in any position to refuse.
"It's highly unlikely that you've got chlamydia, but we may as well check."
"Highly unlikely" I agreed "Especially as I've been with the same partner since 1993."
She looked at me with wide eyes and said
"I don't think they'd even invented chlamydia back then."
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