Table Talk

From Facebook Archives

1 July 2014 at 09:40 

Sunday lunchtime, me, looking through Observer magazine,

"Oh that's a nice dress ... and it's only £45" 

(clothes featured in the Observer being regularly extravagantly priced)

Him "Well it's nearly your birthday" 

Me "It's three months until my birthday .... besides I know what I want for my birthday." 

Him "What?" 

Me "A hatchet ... and a fireguard" 

Is it just us that has these sorts of conversation? 

Bess Cavalier  I'd go for the dress as a birthday present and buy my own hatchet! 

Ms Exlibris  I'd go for the dress as a birthday present and get him to buy the hatchet and fireguard for the household 

Madame Fifi  Get the frock Ben. 

Mrs Jeremy  Definitely go for the dress!  A hatchet and fireguard could be considered essential items and therefore should be bought by Fester regardless of your birthday!