Sunday, 26 June 2022

Strong Chives

 

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27 June 2010 at 14:56 ·
Fester, commenting on the chives we've grown in the garden
"Those ones by the cabbages are so strong they made me lactate when I was chopping them up".
Either they're some powerful alliums or he confused his lachrymal glands with something else entirely.  Entomologist he may be, etymologist he ain't.
Fay  He knows his onions that Fester.
Bentonbag  But doesn't know his tear glands from his tits.
An interesting variation on arse from elbow I suppose.

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