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You know it's going to be a challenging day when you're woken by the cat being sick on the bed, and the first thing you have to do is shake the quilt out in the back garden and then hoover the bedroom floor to get up bits of regurgitated meat before the husband walks on them, grinds them into the carpet, and starts swearing about damp feet.
On the bright side it's a great excuse for throwing open the curtains and
blinding him with sunlight and hoovering around him in revenge for snoring!
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