Saturday, 24 February 2024

Fringe Matters

 From Facebook Archives
24 February 2022 at 19: 29
Looking through some old photos (for the blog) I came across some from the early 80s when I had a fringe. 
Every now and again I think about having another one, but second thoughts prevail because I can be bothered with trimming one and I quite like my widow's peak.*
Thinking out loud, and apropos nothing, I just said "I don't think I'll have a fringe again."
"Funnily enough neither will I" says Fester.
"Yes, but at least one of us has the propensity for a fringe ... Mind you if you combed all that stuff at the back over the top ..."
"I wouldn't be able to see where I was bloody going."

* Also keeping it sleek and in place was almost impossible; 
the slightest damp or breeze in the air and it turned into a row of ringlets.

Friday, 23 February 2024

Spring Tide


From Facebook Archives

23 February 2023 at 13.27
Yesterday I had an excuse to go down to the coast after taking Ferretfingers to the day centre and indulged myself by driving along to Tynemouth.   
This spot at the end of the pier is special to me.  
Both the granma I never knew* and I came and come here when we need a lift, or just for the joy of it.
The tide was as far out as I've ever seen, you could see the foundations of the pier way beyond the lighthouse.
Mrs Elplates  This is a special place for Mr Elplates and me too. Never seen the tide so low.
Bentonbag  I was very tempted to climb down onto the beach and walk out to the end: but common sense, aged knees, those great big blocks and the drop from the bottom of the steps onto the beach prevented it.
Mrs Elplates  Much better to look at it from above.

*Shortly after I’d come up to Newcastle University I told Mum (in our weekly phone call) that I’d gone down to Tynemouth to the end of the pier.  That was when she told me her mother used to do the same; and how on one stormy day her new hat was blown away and taken by the sea.  

That could have been some hundred years ago, because we lost that grandma, far too early, in 1945.

https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/learn-about/weather/oceans/tides

Monday, 19 February 2024

Cat Tales #38 - In And Out

From Facebook Archives

19 February 2023 at 10.48
I'm up first, after the first undisturbed all night sleep in months.
Teddycat comes down to the kitchen with me, and out into the garden when I get the bird feeders to refill in the kitchen and take back down again, and in again for breakfast.
Thunderthighs hoves into the kitchen with "Where's Felix?"
"No idea.  When I came up to bed he was eating supper and nobody's let him out during the night."
Thunderthighs then spends the best part of an hour worrying and searching around the house; dragging us into his anxiety while he's at it.
Eventually opens the back door and Felix waltzes in having snuck out unseen while it was open earlier.
Is it a wonder I've gone grey...


 

Sunday, 18 February 2024

Back To Normal?


One of Ferretfingers’ favourite Sunday trips is down to the Quayside market,

We’ve been regular, sometimes fortnightly, visitors for a couple of decades;  so much so some stallholders know the boys' by name and ask after Thunderthighs if he isn’t with us.

We used to take the bus to Blackett Street, walk down Grey and Pilgrim Streets to the Guildhall, then along the Quayside to the Law Courts or perhaps over the Millennium Bridge for a visit to the Baltic.  Then we’d catch one of the Q busses back up into town.  The boys usually had some Deli Churros and a jumbo hotdog or hamburger.

These trips stopped during the pandemic.

When the Quayside market started up again there were of course Covid precautions, with a one way walking system, hand sanitation stations and masking requirements.

We decided our car was a safer option than public transport so for the past couple of years I’ve driven to the Newbridge Street car park and we’ve walked down from there.  It’s a historically interesting if not picturesque walk, but with excellent views of bridges etc (like a lot of Newcastle).  The walk back up out of the Tyne gorge is excellent exercise; according to our GP.

Today, however, Ferretfingers decided that we could go on the bus again, which saved me from both driving and paying for parking.  He has a disabled person’s bus pass, with companion, and I’ve finally got my Over66s pass (which is Over60 in London and elsewhere).

We got off at Blackett Street and walked over to St Nicholas’ cathedral.  I wanted to see what it looks like now they’ve taken the Victorian pews out and made it more ‘accessible’.  To be honest I was favourably impressed.  Then we exited the backdoor of the Cathedral towards the Black Gate and down The Side to the Quayside.

After our DeliChurros, my coffee and his hotdog, look around the stalls and couple of purchases I thought he’d want to get the Q bus from outside the Law Courts.  But no, we kept walking downstream to the next stop – where there was a poster saying busses no longer stop there.

“What now?” I asked.
He led me across the road and up St Anne’s Steps.

Half way up I stopped for a breather and realised the Millennium Bridge was fully open (or closed depending on your point of view).

At the road we carried on walking east, to the next bus stop which was also not in service, so we turned into Lime Street and visited Ouseburn Farm.

We came out at the back of the Farm, crossed the Fairy Bridge, turned left, then right, then up and up steep sloping paths and steps until we reached the end of Byker bridge, Morrison’s and the bus stop for home.

A few things have occurred to me.

After all those years of nagging Ferretfingers to catch up on walks he’s now got such a turn of speed I can no longer keep up with him.  I’m back to being how I was as the youngest of four calling “Wait for me” when little legs couldn’t keep up with siblings.
Ferretfingers loves exploring as much as I do, and knows parts of the city better than we thought.
The walk was a lot further than I’d planned.
May be I’m tempting fate but perhaps things are … see this post’s title.
 


Friday, 16 February 2024

Still Not That Sort Of Doctor

Following from yesterday’s and last year’s blogs

From Facebook Archives
16 February 2023 at 18.34
And here's another one...
"Dear Doctor,
I hope this email finds you well.  I am writing to invite you to submit your manuscript to our journal, International Journal of Nursing and Health Care Research.  We believe your research in Nursing and Health Care is of high value and aligns with our mission to advance the field.
Our journal is committed to publishing original and innovative research that contributes to the scientific community.  We are interested in receiving manuscripts that showcase novel findings, rigorous methodology, and clear presentation of results.
We encourage you to submit your manuscript to our journal for consideration.  Our submission process is user-friendly and you can be assured that your work will be reviewed by expert reviewers in your field.   If your manuscript is accepted, it will be published in a timely and efficient manner."

I doubt whether the International Journal of Nursing and Health Care Research has access to many experts on entomology or biogeography.   

Although a paper on beetles in it would undoubtedly be novel.
Maybe a bit more rigour in finding the right sort of people to email for papers, rather than trawling the web for everyone in the English speaking world with the title of Doctor, might not go amiss.

"The sender requests an email receipt acknowledging that you have read this email."

"F*ck off I'm an entomologist."

Mr Monkshood  I am really interested in Fester's views on nursing and health care.  Don't stop him.

Woolerwoman  Go for it, it would make an interesting change for everyone!