If anyone is wondering where the wailing and gnashing of teeth is coming from it's Ferretfingers.
He punched his laptop's lights out
last night having got frustrated with the wavering wifi link. The laptop died.
This morning he hurled it to the floor with, prior, a shriek and after a
"woops butterfingers".
It has thus been confiscated and
hidden until such time as we can take it to Monkseaton Computers for autopsy
and replacement.
Not a happy bunny.
Amongst the wailing from the back bedroom
"Da-ad I'm dying"
Mother "Well do it quietly"
Father "Do you want some chicken for tea before
you go?"
I have my back to the door and Fester so don't see but only hear the following ...
Footsteps from back bedroom to loo, splashing,
flushing then footsteps to office door.
Fester turns to face his son; there is a pause
followed by
"Why have you got no clothes on?"
then
"Well do you want chicken for tea?"
Bazoukiboy Re:laptop. I seem to remember Fester being accused of wanton destruction of a balance and disciplinary hearing at which it was (forgive the pun) thrown out.
He gets it from him maybe
😊
Bentonbag I have to confess I have been known to throw the odd item during a fit of temper so I suspect he's got it from both sides.
Mrs Poet You are a wonderful family.
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