Saturday, 15 August 2020

Coldcaller Baiting #4

Yesterday morning the mobile crowed and I picked up.

Pleasant Asian voice “Good Morning Miss Bentonbag.”

Good morning. Who are you?

"My name is Gavin I’m calling from Universal Somethingorother.”

Gavin what?“

Gavin Williamson. I see from your profile, that we have here, that you have some outstanding debts that you are paying off monthly …

”Well that profile is wrong because I do not have and have never had any outstanding debts.

“You have no debts?!”

Apart from what I might currently owe the milkman and newspaper shop, no.

“Oh well, have a good day, God bless you."

Good morning.

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