Thursday 25 March 2021

Cat Tales#21 On Keyboard

 WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE

From Facebook archives

25 March 2019 at 15:44 ·

This is what happens...
Having exhausted himself fighting with Fester for the mouse, Felix curls up to sleep next to the warm fan outlet of the laptop.   
As he relaxes into sleep he oozes over the left hand side of the keyboard, gradually covering the 
F and control keys.   
Eventually enough of his weight is pressing on a random key or keys to operate them.
Then the swearing begins ...
Something along the lines of  "For fooks sake!  Fooking cat!!  What are you fooking about at?  What the fook have you fooking done for fooks sake?! ..."
At which the startled cat jumps, pressing on even more keys, and sometimes also running across all of the keys at the top of the keyboard ...
Resulting in even more invective ...

It's a laugh a minute at Chateau Midden

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