Only A Mother ...

From Facebook archives

22 March 2012 at 16:45 ·

Worried sick because Ferretfingers had wiped blood from his bottom.

To GP who discovers an anal fissure.

Nothing near as horrific as I'd feared.

But guess who's going to be rubbing ointment around his ring night and morning for the next five days?

Oh the joys of motherhood ...

They don't tell you about this in the Penelope Leach books ...

Kingsmen Cameraman Why not ask Fester to do it? ......(retreats)

Elfrieda Waren Only a mother would do that eurghghghghgh...

Bentonbag Once we finally got him properly house-trained in 2003 I thought I was finished fiddling around with his nether regions ...

Kingsmen Cameraman Did it take until 2003 to get Fester house-trained?

Bentonbag That's still work in progress ...

and I'm not even going to think about mentioning fiddling with HIS nether regions or it will put pictures in your mind that no one should have.