Himself has returned from a rare drinking session with Twinny P and Mr Whyte and is now snoring in the bath.
Is it me or does Snoring-in-the-bath sound like a village in the West Country, or Midsomer?
Would it be Great Snoring-in-the-bath or Little Snoring-in-the-bath?
I am seriously considering decamping to Ferretfingers' room for the night in order to get some proper sleep.
He has now let out the water and is sat
farting in the damp bath, making noises like someone strangling a duck.
Mrs Lasagne
Haha ! Sounds like fun in your house Ben xxx
Mr Monkshood*
That is the Fester I know.
It is comforting to know that some traditions
remain intact.
*Mr Monkshood is an old undergraduate university cricket team player friend of Fester's.
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