Saturday 10 September 2022

Sleep Apnoea

I suffered Fester’s snoring for fifteen years (count them fif-firking-teen) before his GP finally sent him for tests and he got a CPAP machine.   
His going away for field trips and conferences were things I really looked forward to. 
From Facebook archives… 
10 September 2009 at 11:21 

Fester has left for Crete 

- a whole snore free week.

Mr Mull  Do you get a snore-free week or does he? 
Bentonbag ME ME ME
It's not just the snoring it's the dead silences when he stops breathing for up to 20 seconds then the huge rasping grunt when he finally takes a breath. 
His (useless) GP says he just "needs to lose a few pounds".   
I say his GP should try sleeping with him ... 
Sienna Pond  Sleep apnia or however you spell it!  My dad has it and that's definitely wot it sounds like.  Anyway you still have Ferretfingers and his snoring ha. xx  
Bentonbag  No, Ferretfingers sleeps silently, Thunderthighs on the other hand ... 
FifiD  Do you think he's seen that film where the housewife gets bored and doesn’t come back. Shirley Valentine???  Hope not!!!!! Xx 
Bentonbag  Don't get my hopes up FifiD 
FifiD  Tee hee xxxx

 

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