"So like the home life ...

 ... of our own dear Queen"

Are we still allowed to say that?

Apologies to those of a sensitive disposition. 

From Facebook Archives

21 September 2020 

Fester gets out of the bath, wanders on to the landing, farts, then comes into the office with 

"By that stinks." 

Then, because I always complain about him farting near me (usually in my direction), he says 

"But at least it's on the landing."

"Yes, but you know I'll be going out there in a couple of minutes." 

We get more like Captain and Mrs Ramona Povey from the Navy Lark every day ... 

McChurch  The Navy Lark?  The Navy Lark? Booger me, I thought I was ancient.  

Bentonbag  We are McChurch, and getting ancienter by the day!