Tuesday 14 March 2023

BBC iPlayer

Back in the day BBC television felt the need to promote their iPlayer after almost every continuity announcement, with a fatuous tagline.

Needless to say, nowadays Fester almost always has iPlayer on in the office, playing programmes on whichever computer he isn’t using for his endless list of pits.
From Facebook Archives
14 March 2010 at 21:08
Fester’s verdict on BBC iPlayer 
"Making the absolutely unwatchable unfortunately available"
FifiD  Easties!!! X
Bentonbag  Quod eratdemonstrandum
as Phil would have said
FifiD  Which translates in to......
Bentonbag  Which has been proven.   
At the end of geometry exercises you would write QED when you'd proven the correctness of whichever theorem you were working on.
FifiD  Got it! CBA is the modern version. Can't be a....d!!!! X
Mr Mull  I love iPayer - we watch most of our tele this way.  It also means we can watch BBC HD stuff without subscription.  As Joey (from Friends) would say 'What's not to like?'
KingsCameraman  Fester has a way with words.  I still remember the sentence he created using only words derived from a particular word beginning with F.
Bentonbag  I well remember his first words to me: 
"What are you going out with that w*nker for?"
KingsCameraman  I was going to ask you to whom Fester was referring, then I remembered you prefer to keep details of that relationship quiet.  I'm surprised it wasn't "transvestite w&nker" though.
Bentonbag  It was when YouKnow Who was relatively innocent and before we 
(and perhaps he) knew the depths and full horror of his transvestitism - 
Eddie Izzard he ain't.

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