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For best effect imagine the following in a South Yorkshire (Sean Bean esque) accent

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14 October 2011 at 20:29 ·

Tea time chez nous; news running silently on the muted television …

Fester "Danny Alexander!!! Ginger tw*t!"

Me "You were ginger once."

Him "Yes but not a tw*t."

I raised a sceptical eyebrow

Him "A bastard yes - but never a tw*t"