11th August 2013
Last
night I had an Italian burger with garlic paste from the Benton Chippy for
tea. It was
very nice but the garlic was pretty raw and rough and, although I can't smell
it myself, I still smell and awoke to
"You
still smell darling".
And if Fester
thinks you smell you must really stink.
This is by way of a warning and apology to anyone who encounters me today.
11 August 2015
Just
opened a spammy email
"Buy
a Mac for uni. Receive a pair of Beats headphones."
thought
"Well
you probably would need a new raincoat ....."
before
I realised it was from Apple.
Is
it my age do you think?
It didn't
help that the next one up was from Barbour
The Squireen I think you
must need a new waterproof coat.
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